Unfortunate Luck: Fred Weasley Text AU

Crisps and Potato Chips

Nova's POV:

Honestly, I thought that hanging out with Fred would be kind of awkward, but he is actually pretty funny. I haven't had this fun in a while. He is one of those types of people who are really good at starting conversations. But don't tell him that I don't want him to think he is funny.

"So how are you liking England so far?" Fred said. Fred and I were currently sitting across from each other at the hotel eating potato chips.

"Honestly it has been awful," I answered. "Why I thought you have been having fun?" "Well, currently my best friend left me with this odd and weird ginger man." Earlier Octavia went out to get some food when I was sleeping. Unfortunately, I texted Fred that I was bored and the next thing I know, he showed up at my door.

Looking up at me he replied, "What do you mean I am literally the best person to be around." I gave him an unamused look. "Hey, I am tho!" Giving him another unamused look, I threw a potato chip at him.  "Did you just throw a crisp at me?" he said throwing one back. "I think I did! and did you just call a potato chip a crisp?" I said throwing a chip back at him. "Yeah it's called a crisp," Fred answered throwing another chip at me. "Bitch ew that's disgusting it is called a 'potato chip'."

"Ew you sound so American"

"Well you sound so British"

"Yeah and what's wrong with that?"

"You sound weird"

"Wow thanks"

"That was not a compliment.."

"Thanks"

"I hate you"

Then we started throwing chips at each other. "Stop throwing potato chips BITCH!" "It's called CRISPs" Throwing another chip at him I then got tackled. "GET OFF ME YOU UGLY FAT PIG!" I said laughing heavily. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN UGLY FAT PIG" "YEAH I THINK I JUST DID!" "YOU TAKE THAT BACK" "DID I STUTTER LITTLE BITCH" "I DONT KNOW YOU PROBABLY DID WITH THAT AMERICAN ACCENT OF YOURS!"

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY VOICE!"

"AND ID DO IT AGAIN," Fred said.

After laughing for a long time, I finally look up and actually realize how close me and Fred are. I suddenly stopped laughing when Fred looks up. Our noses are literally now touching and I can feel his small breaths on my face. We just sat there staring at each other for a while, when he looked down. My breath suddenly got stuck in my throat and I licked my lips. His eyes watched my tongue lick my lips with intense curiosity. I looked down at his lips and we started to lean in.

And in..

And in..

"HEY BIOTCH IM HOME." Suddenly I jump and our foreheads clash. "Oww.." we both said at the same time.

Looking over I see Octavia looking at us with a raised eyebrow. Pushing Fred off me with a big push, I ran a few steps. "Did I interrupt anything?" Octavia asked. "No!" Fred was still standing up holding his forehead.

"Anyways what happened to this room there are potato chips everywhere." "I have no idea what happened," Fred said. "Bitch you literally kept throwing chips at me." "They are called crisps and stop calling me that."

" Aw okay, would you rather want me to call you Red Fred." "No, I think I'm good." "What about  Weasle Fresle." "No that's awful" "Well how ab-" "JUST CALL ME FRED!" "Well I thi-"

"Did you know that Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance." Octavia interrupted our conversation. Fred and just looked over at her dumbfounded.

"It can tho! Everyone needs some good car insurance!" "Why am I friends with you?" "Because I am the coolest person"

"Anyways I got us some yogurt for breakfast"

"Out of all the things for breakfast, you got us yogurt?"

"We are literally in a different country" I said.

"I am sorry, I thought it looked good"

"I can take you, ladies, to breakfast if you want?" "That would be great Fred," I said. "Fine let's go."

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Hey Guys! Sorry for the slow updates. I can only post on weekends due to school, BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS HAS 2000S READS! Thank you soooooo much and I cannot wait to get to write more chapters! Have a good day :)