I've always know that I had a gift for spontaneously teleporting into other dimensions. There was snow everywhere and weird penguin thingys. I was................large. All of a sudden I felt a snowball hit the back of my head. I turned around to see an ugly looking man next to a gorgeous looking woman.
"Freeze intruder!" The fugly man said.
"I already am freezing." I replied. He responded by attempting to throw a weird, sock-shaped object at me. It missed my by a mile and hit my friend Kyle. "Dammit, Kyle!" I screamed. He bled out soon later, but no one cared about him because he was dumb. The lizard man was not pleased. The lizard man quickly went to beat the everliving shit out of the ugly man who threw the boomerang and somehow made him even uglier.
"Wait, who are you?" the gorgeous woman asked.
"I am Y/N of the mystical Smurf village. I was running from some fugly man named Gargamel, but I randomly transcend dimensions when I get anxious, so now I'm here."
"Well I'm Katara, and this is my brother, Sock." the beautiful woman said. She pointed to the fugly, bruised man. I couldn't believe she was related to that.....thing, but I've never seen two pretty best friends.
"Is he adopted?" I asked.
"Yes." she replied. Sock looked shocked and distressed by that answer.
"What?!?" He asked.
"Don't be stupid, Sock. That's why I'm a waterbender and you aren't." she said as the fugly man started to cry. "My parents found his ugly, bitch-ass outside our tent and took pity on him. They decided to adopted him, but later regretted it because he's such a big disappointment. By the time they figured that out, though, it was too late to get rid of him. Trust me, we tried."
"That's rough, buddy." I said. Sock began to bawl like the little baby man he was as Katara turned towards a village in the distance.
"You must be cold, come to the village with us and we'll warm you up reeeal quick." she said. I hastily followed, desperately wanting a piece of dat booty.
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I would like to say that in this fan-fic, Katara is aged up to 16 here and Smurf Reader is 17. This takes place sometime after the ATLA and we are going to ignore any Korra lore that may say otherwise (I've only seen about three episodes of Korra so I have no idea if LOK says anything about whether or not Katara and Sokka returned to the Southern Water Tribe after or not.
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Smurf!Reader x The!Super!Secret!Waterbending!Society
RomanceGay Smurf meets even gayer waterbenders. ---- Side Note: While all the other stories on my profile are part of a connected universe and story, this piece is a one off that has nothing to do with them.