I'm posting now because tomorrow I'll be occupied all day and can't post all day. also I have an important announcement, so I invite you to go to the announcements on my profile to see it. it will come out shortly after this chapter is out.
#66
Trek: what time is it?
Riff: I don't know, hand me that saxophone.
Riff: *blows into the saxophone*
Ikor and Ao-ki, shouting: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 3AM!?
Riff: it's 3am.#67
Sophos: as an old saying goes,
Sophos: fuck you.
Eron, wiping away a tear: so profound. I love my culture.#68
*Riff explains some gibberish to Ao-ki*
Ao-ki: wow, that's really interesting!
Ao-ki, thinking with a smile on her face: I don't fucking care. look at my face and ask me if I fucking care-#69
Finna: so, today's the day? You're going out with your boyf-
Ao-ki: BABOON!
Riff:
Ikor:
Trek:
Eron: <:D (it's like an awkward smile)
The Tower:
Riff: what?
Finna, to Riff: her boyfri-
Ao-ki: my baboon! I really like my baboon.
Riff, near exploding: what?#70
Riff: Eron has such a bright personality, he's like the sun.
Lord Sol: *wears sunglasses*
Lord Eklos: *applies sunscreen*#71
Lord Keryon: hey Riff, are you busy today?
Riff: it depends...
Ao-ki: well, we wanted to have a little talk about feelings-
Riff, already leaving: bye#72
Eron: I would like to buy an owl.
Supermarket cashier: we don't sell owls.
Eron: someone told me you did.
Cashier: who?
Eron: *crosses arms on his chest, looks around.*
Eron: *looks back at cashier sternly* I just fucking heard one.#73
Ikor: if I think of you the ocean comes in my mind.
Eron: because of my eyes?
Ikor: because you look like a whale.
Eron: *triggered*#74
Lord Helios: I am escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism!
Lord Helios: SPACE!#75
Finna: why are you late?
fire soldier: heavy traffic
Finna: is that my fault?
fire soldier: did I blame you?
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