the meat

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"DADDY QUACK! WHAT AEPRE YOU DOUNG! I LOVED THAT WINDOW!" "but i love you more!" i turned away and blushed. no one ever loved me this much before. i didn't know what to say. i grabbed his hand and i looked him in the eyes. "i've loved u more than i love thanos. i will never cheat on u unlike shaggy. and i'll never leave you like shrek did. come with me bby." i took him to the oval kitchen where we chopped up babies. "did u every wonder where ur exes went?" he looked at the purple meat sitting on the counter. "o-obama... why would u do this?" "BECUASE I LOVE YOU!" just as i yelled that, michelle came through the door.

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