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Matt Smith went back down to sit on his very good chair. The chair was so good, it had the power to revive anyone just by thinking about them; even those who are dead. Matt Smith was just thinking about shrek, and how much of a DUMB FUCK he was. Suddenly, the door slammed open.
"GUESS WHOS BACK FROM YA FIREY PIT YOU TIME TRAVELLING FUCK" roared the midget ogre.
"I see you have grown a lot since death, or am I on crack? FYCJ IMM ON CRACM,H. JOFBH FYCJKL TGUUS IS BHJHOT GIID OH GOHFUI DDOH FUCJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Matt Smith was on crack, and decided to stab shrek with a stick. Shrek screamed, and fell back into the pit. Matt Smith fell into another hole because he was on crack. The chair also died because its a chair. Matt Smith fell asleep in the hole.
PLEASE LIKE IM STILL IN THIS BASEMENT AND THE KIDS ARE SCREAMING LOUDER NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Matt Smith X Shrek - the novel that should burn in hell
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