My Chibi-chan

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Kuroo opened the doors to the restaurant with you still hanging over his shoulder. You had given up on escaping so you looked like a dead body thrown over his shoulder in a careless manner. He turned to the person at the counter as they glanced at your dead figure. "um, can I help you?" she asked reluctantly. "Yes. A table for 2" Kuroo responded as she nodded, grabbed their menus, and lead them to a table. 

She set the menus down and pulled out pad and paper. "What can I get you to drink?" she asked in a quiet voice. "Raspberry iced tea please" Came your muffled voice from Kuroo's back as he had not yet set you down.

She seemed to look around in shock and then Kuroo replied with a simple "French vanilla coffee, please. Both of those and that will be all for drinks." She wrote down his coffee order and turned to leave when Kuroo stopped her.

"Raspberry iced tea as well," He said in a somewhat demanding tone. She nodded, wrote it down, and left.

Kuroo flopped you on the bench and then sat on his side. "Go ahead and choose what you want," He said as he opened his menu. You opened yours and skimmed through it, finally deciding on soba with an egg.

You set your menu down and looked up at Kuroo who was staring at you. "Do I have something on my face?" You inquired and he shook his head.

Suddenly, Kuroo seemed to SHRINK as he was now shorter than you on the bench. You were about to question him when you felt his feet on either side of you.

You raised an eyebrow at him as he replied with a simple "I don't want you running away" As you nodded. You waited for the waiter to return in complete silence.

"What can I get you guys to eat?" She asked and Kuroo spoke up. "I would like some ramen with pork please," He said with his nicest fake smile. She nodded and wrote it down before turning to you.

"And for you, sir?" She asked. "I would like some sob-" You were cut off by a sudden weight on your side as you tried to stop from screaming but partly failed. You jerked forward slightly as Kuroo smirked at you and you continued. "AHHHH shiiiiii s-soba with an e-egg please"

She looked at you with a worried face while scribbling down your order. "Are you ok?" She asked and you could only manage a slight nod before she whispered a quiet ok and turned to give the cook your orders.

"Fuck. Kuroo what the fuck was that for?" You glared at him as you tried to scoot away but just hit his other foot. "I don't know" He replied while shrugging.

You gave him a skeptical look as you continued squirming. Kuroo kept pushing his feet onto your sides, one of your soft spots.

The waiter returned shortly with your meals and quickly left after muttering a quiet "enjoy" As to not interrupt your conversation. Although it was complete silence.

You both peacefully ate (if you can call Kuroo still shocking you and you squirming around) until out of the corner of your eye, you spotted someone coming over. "K-Kuroo stop. Someone's coming." You whispered and he paused.

The person slammed their hand on the table making you jump and they look at you in the eyes. "Hey, there hot stuff~ wanna come to eat with me?" He asked you and you turned to Kuroo with pleading eyes.

"I'm sorry but if you can't tell, he's eating with me," Kuroo said, glaring at the man. "Kuroo I'm scared" You mouthed to him but he wasn't looking. He was giving the man a glare that could have killed the devil himself.

Kuroo pushed on your sides again, not breaking eye contact with the man that intruded on your dinner. "EEP K-Kurooooooooooooo" You whined as you hid your now red face behind your hands.

The man ignored Kuroo and turned to you. "What's wrong baby? Is he making you uncomfortable? Come eat with me then~" He said as he reached his arm out to grab you.

In less than a millisecond, Kuroo had the man's arm in his hand and was sitting on the edge of the table. He reached behind him and quickly slid his wallet to you after he grabbed something out of it and put it in his pocket.

You grabbed his wallet, oblivious to what Kuroo was doing. "What the hell do you want with my fiancee," Kuroo said with anger and spite behind his gritted teeth.

"Leave us the fuck alone and no one will get hurt," Kuroo said, his eyes narrowed at the man. He smirked and tried to punch Kuroo but he ducked, grabbed his cup of still-steaming coffee, and tossed it in his eyes

Kuroo pushed the guy away and pulled you on his back and he ran out, slamming $50 on the counter for the meal, way over the amount due, and bolted out the door, running to the car. He opened your door and set you in the car before buckling you like a baby and then slamming the door shut.

He climbed in his side, buckled, and slammed his door shut as the guy came running out of the restaurant, coffee dripping from his hair. Kuroo turned the car on and slammed his foot on the gas, the car speeding off down the road. 

You were still in shock and when you finally realized what was happening. The only thing that registered was "My soba........... Kuroo what the hell happ-" you trailed off as you saw his expression. He was glaring at the road as he turned down an empty road and sped up. You gulped and just turned to face the road in awkward silence. 

"That bitch is going to die" Kuroo mumbled under his breath as he turned into a full parking lot at a Walmart. "K-Kuroo you d-don't m-mean that, right?" you asked him, fear seeping into your voice as he parked the car. "Yes I do." he simply replied and got out of the car.