✨ the shit show train ✨

Stop 7

🐝 the spelling bee 🐝

Principal: alright random child number (idk) it's your turn. Your word is *insert random word bc i dont remember the first one*

Random child: *notices shoe lace is untied*
Random child: *ties shoelace*

Judge one: Aw give him another word

Principal: your word is cardboard

Random child: cardboard. C A R D B uh O uh R D

Judge one: ❌ no, sorry kiddo

Judge two ❌

Judge three: ❌

Principal: ok Indiana number thirteen. Your word is locust.

Me: *panic bc it wasn't on the list* ok. Locust. L O- *microphone falls off stage*

Principal: someone fix that

Random lady: *fixes it*

Principal: alright Indiana go ahead.

Me: thank you- *microphone falls again*

Principal: fix it

Me: *getting real tired of this shit*

Me: *grabs mic off the stand* locust. L O

Principal: be respectful and wait.

My mom from audience after waiting five minutes: *waves her hand for me to go*

Me: can I just say it?

Principal: no-

Lady: I fixed it go ahead kid

Me: thanks. Locust. L O C U S T S. Locust.

Judge one: ❌

Judge two: ✔️

Judge three: ❌

Me: *confusion*

Principal: take your number off you spelt it wrong

Judge two: she spelt it correct.

Principal: no she forgot the S

Judge two: you didn't say S

Principal: you don't have to be rude I have a hard time enunciating things

Moral of the story I spelt it right and you shouldn't have someone who can't pronounce all the words say them (nothing against anybody she just clearly didn't say an S and I spelt it right)

-Indiana