Call Me Kevin KCU AI Dungeon Sessions

Bears

Twitch usernames of participants (since we all (almost) met through CMK quaratine Twitch streams:

turg__, Ember: Kevin

hopeworldtara, Tara: Default Default

Ju5t_Sam, Sam: Grognak The Destroyer, Attorney at Law

banthabelle, Samantha: Turg

ashandfire, Asher: Jim Pickens

Note: We decided to turn the NSFW filter off just to see how much more disastrous it could get. I'd say it ended up only around PG-13.

Turg, a simple caveman, and his friends Jim Pickens who is a serial killer cult leader, default who is basic in every way, Kevin who was hit by a car and will never forget it, and grognak the destroyer attorney at law, are all hungry.

"How long have we been stranded on this island?" Jim Pickens asks.

"A week." Default says.

"Turg hungy." Turg says.

"What do you suggest?"

> Turg says "Want jelly"

"want jelly." Turg says.

"I don't think we have any jelly." Jim Pickens says.

> Kevin says "Where's the feckin jelly. I want jelly. "

"We have jerky." Grognak says.

"That's not jelly."

"Yeah, it is.

> Jim Pickens says "Anything can be made into jelly if you're willing to squish some things"

"There's no fish in the sea." Grognak says.

"True."

"I'm hungry." Turg says.

"You're always hungry." Jim Pickens says.

"True."

> Kevin says "There is totally fish somewhere, we love fish"

"You have a point."

"I'm going to explore." Grognak says.

"Be careful." Turg says.

"Don't get eaten." Jim Pickens says.

> Turg says "Turg want eaten"

"Turg want eaten." Turg says.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Who do you want to eat you?"

"Anyone."

"I'm going to eat you." says default.

> Default says "im sick of bread father has starved me for so long"

"I'm sick of bread father has starved me for so long." Default says.

"I'm sorry, son. Here." Father Kevin says handing her a fish.

"Thanks father."

> Turg says "TURG STILL LIVES"

"Turg still lives." Turg says.

"Sorry."

"I'm just kidding. I'm immortal."

"It's part of being a caveman." Jim informs him of his previously unknown ability.

"Cool."

"Yeah, it's great. No worries about starving or dying of old age."