oikawa - You both were at the store to buy some milk bread. There was only one left and you both went out the grab it. "o-oh! you can have it! i don't mind!" he said. you rolled your eyes and grabbed him by the tie and dragged him to the register and payed for it and dragged him outside. you split the milk bread and gave it to him and then walked away.
iwaizumi - you both wanted to see the new godzilla movie. you were walking with your phone in your face and also was iwaizumi. you guys ended up bumping into each other, dropping your phones. you coincidently had the same godzilla phone case and ended up taking the other person's phone.
matsukawa - you had a pencil behind your ear art class. you guys had a partner project. you were in the hallways, kinda drifting off into space. until someone had their hand behind your ear. it was matsukawa putting your pencil back behind your ear. he pulled his hand away and winked saying "see you later, partner."
hanamaki - you were on discord laughing about a meme. another person was laughing at the meme with you, on discord. you were walking into aoba johsai. hanamaki was too and ended up bumping into you. you guys dropped your phone and saw each other's screen. you took your phone and said "sup meme guy." and walked off. hanamaki was blushing jusssssttttt a bit 😖✨
yabaha - yabaha was in a rush. he was trying to get to class but he really had to use the restroom. so he was not paying attention and he walked into the gender neutral bathroom, slamming you with the door in the face since you were in there. you didn't get knocked out but that shit hurt. he looked at you with wide eyes and immediately started apologizing profusely.
watari - you loved watching watari, you loved how good he was at being a libero. you went to every one of his games. he eventually noticed when you accidentally shouted his name while he was playing.
kindaichi - you both shared a hate for kageyama. you hated him cause he hit you with a volleyball during middle school, and he never ever said sorry.(IDK IM COMING UP WITH THESE ON THE SPOT) and one day you came up to kindaichi and said "so why do you hate kageyama?" he went into full on depth on why he did and you said "cool."
kunimi - once your friend dragged you to a cat cafe. kindaichi dragged kunimi to one, the same one. y'all were sitting right next to each other, and fell asleep on each other. and a cat jumped in y'all's lap. it was just so cute.kyotani/mad dog - one day kyotani's mom made appointment for kyo to go to the spa to get his feet done. she just thought he could use the relaxation. he didn't really wanna get in trouble so he went. now apparently you worked there. you were the one who was supposed to do his feet. every time you touched his feet, he either barked, laughed, or both. you thought it was cute.
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bnha/haikyuu oneshots
Humorrandom one shots, could be 🍋, ☁️or angst. depends on what i wanna do. AGED-UP. DONT @ ME IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS.