The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

Audacity

Has anyone heard of Camp Camp?
Well do you LiKe iT?
Good
And if you said no,
Get the fuck out and read part 2 or some shit. ;-;

(A Camp Camp story) Audacity:

One day, Max was being a piece of shit as usual, hanging out with his friends and causing trouble.
And of course, David was being as cheery as usual. Technically the anti-behavior of Max for the clueless shits out there.
While Max was avoiding David, Sitting by the lake, Nikki came out of nowhere and started shouting like the crazy bitch she is.
"MaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMax"

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT??? Seriously. I come out here to avoid David and practically all the other kids at this camp, and then people like yOu ruin it."

Damn the Audacity of that bitch :/

"Yeah well, Neil decided to be a smart ass again and figured out how to make the WiFi work here."

"K and?"

"Well while we were looking online we found this shiiiiiip......"

"W h a t. F u c k I n g. S h i p"

"Ummmm MaxVid"

*wAkE mE uP wAkE mE uP iNsIdE cAnT wAkE uP wAkE mE uP iNsIdE
SaVe mE*
Max took The phone in Nikki's hand and looked at the millions and millions of fan-fiction made by people on Tumblr.

Suddenly, a wild David appears!

"There you two are! It took me forever to find you!"

(Don't know why they're always at the lake in the end :/)

"*Le gasp!!* mAx iS tHaT a PhOoOoOoOoOoOnE?????????? You KNOW our policy about no phones at camp!"

Max and Nikki looked at each other as David slowly reached for the phone in max's hand.
And with the power of audacity and quick thinking, Nikki did the only brave thing she could,

She bit David ;-;

dUh.

"hOoEy"
Said David like the little bItCh he is.

Max started running before the phone slipped out of his hands and into Gwen's.
"What the hell do you two have my phone for!?..... and what the hell are you looking at.....?"

David somehow got away from Nikki
as Gwen gave David the phone to show him what was on it.

"What the hOoeY"

David scrolled down and down until finally he reached the end of it all.

"Max..... what the hOoeY is this???"

Nikki caught up finally in an unexpected T-pose (bEcaUsE wE aLl kNoW iTs nOt a ReAl sTorY iF tHeRe IsNt a T-pOsE)

"It's MaxVid."

David just stared at the phone for what seemed like forever.
Tbh, Gwen didn't really give a shit so she T-posed the hOoeY out of there.
Nikki followed Gwen just cuz most people reading this are peeps who are MaxVid shippers (I think..) and want David and Max to be ~aLoNe~

hOoeY

"Nikki don't you leave me with this bitch!"

"lAnGuAgE"

"Stfu David"
And now because I'm bored,

Max pushed David on a random bed that came out of nowhere and started sucking his dic-

Max grabbed a chainsaw and cut up David's balls.

Then he T-posed cuz cool

tHe EnD