The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

The Three Little Shits

This is Batim fan made story.
Don't take it seriously.

One day, the three little shits we're walking in Joey Drew Studios cuz where else are they supposed to go ;-;

The three little shits names were of course-

Alice, Bendy, and Boris.

The shits from the ink machine.
They were looking for the butcher gang to show them something they found in Henry's bag.

"Don't drop it, Bendy it looks expensive." Said Alice.

"Stfu bitch I know what I'm doing."

Boris was eating a sandwich cuz I don't know a line to give him so he ain't gonna talk for a bit ;-;.

Charlie was walking by and saw what Bendy was holding.

"HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT THING"
Just then, Henry phases through the wall in a T-pose.

"Oh there it is. Have you three little shits- I MEAN LOVELY CHILDREN OF SATIN AND JESUS been in my bag again??"

"Henry-"
Alice started
"What the hOoeY is this thing??"

"Ummmmm it's a phone."

"Tf is a phone" bendy said.

"Idk that's why I bought one to see how it works. It's supposed to be used for means of communication I think."

Suddenly a wild Joey appears!

"HEY ASSHOLES WHATS UP"

"SHUT UP JOEY YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BITCH ASS FACE YOU SCARED BORIS"
Bendy and Joey never got along so it's normal to see them fight.

"LITTLE SHIT WEASEL"

"WRINKLY MOTHER FUCKER"

"BLACK ASS BITCH"

"R A C I S T"

">:0"

Henry took the phone out of Bendy's hand and started typing shit into it.
Alice and Boris watched as Charlie T-posed the fuck out.

Sammy joins the chat

"SeNpaI dOnt WaStE yOuR tImE mEsSiNg wItH tHiS aSshOlE (come and let me suck yer D-"

"What"

"NoThInG mY lOrD"

Sammy grabs an ax and starts swinging it at Joey.

"COME HERE, JOEY YOU RACIEST BITCH"

"FuCk OfF sAmMy"

Bendy bit Joey's leg to keep him still.

"HOLY SHIT BENDY GET THE FUCK OFF MY LEG LITTLE SHIT"

mEaNwHiLe-

"And then you sign in like this...!"

"Wow that's pretty cool, Henry!"
Said Alice.

Anyway since that shit is boring-

Sammy swung his ax at Joey and smacked him in the face with it.
Joey hit the floor and started bleeding

"Any last words before I cut yer balls
up?"

"S-sure"
Said Joey hardly breathing.

"I fucked yer moooooooommmmm"

Sammy smashed his face in with the ax and cut his balls off.

"Raciest bitch"
Said Bendy.

"M-my lord?"

"What."

"Can-can we blow each other's backs out to celebrate senpai??"

"Ha"

"I'd rather have seks with a inanimate object! Like a cup or something. Damn you're stupid, Sammy"

"........ did you fuck a cup my lord?"

"Hell no what do you think I am, a whore?"

"...."

"Fuck off Sammy I'd never have seks with a cup"

*Cuphead x Bendy*

tHe EnD
(Of part one)