The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

A Demon, A Cup, And A Mug

This is a crossover story. Don't take it seriously.

One day, Cuphead and His pal Mugman were walking in the woods cuz- well just cuz.

Anyway-

Bendy was bored af and yeeted himself out of the window of Joey Drew Studios.
He saw woods nearby and decided to walk cuz this is a crossover story and we need Cuphead, Mugman, and Bendy to be in the same scenario.
Anyway, as Bendy was walking in the woods, he heard some other voices.

"Fuck it, I'm not a pussy who the hell are these assholes."

Bendy (like the freak he is) started walking toward the voices and saw the weirdest thing ever-

Mutant cup brothers

"wHaT tHe fUcK aRe yOu"

"*le gasp* cuphead look, it's a demon"

"What the hell are you? A mug??"

Mugman looked at Bendy

"That's a dumb question..."
He replied

"Mugman get back ima kill this b"

Then Cuphead stuck out his finger as it started glowing a light blue.

"What the hell- bitch you're to much of a pussy to shoot me. I bet you're bluffing."

Cuphead shot the tree next to Bendy.

"wHaT tHe hElL yOu'Re gOnNa sHooT pIlLs aT mE!?!"

"Dude- I don't really know what we're able to shoot, but I'm pretty sure they aren't pills ;-;"

"Cuphead this guy looks like he's gonna kill us let's just leave"

"I don't kill people you blue freak"

Cuphead looked at Bendy and said something stupid- but since this is a crossover story, he's gonna say it anyway.

"You're our friend now deal with it you demon"

"cUpHeAd wHaT tHe fUcK"

"yEaH cUpFaCe"

"I mean he looks cool and he talks cool and he acts like a dumbass, so he's our friend now"

......

Uh yeah I have no clue what I'm doing and I don't really want to ship Cuphead and Bendy (online and in public)
So they're just gonna be ✨friends✨

aNyWaY-

"Oh ok I guess I'm friends with you assholes now"

"yUp, you are! right, Mugman?"

Mugman frowned

" f i n e "

"Ok good :D"

And the three of them walked away like the candy asses they are and did shit that I'm to lazy to write about.

You're fucking welcome.

tHe EnD