Sabigiyuu oneshots

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A/N: most of these take place in modern AU

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Giyuu: *staring at Sabito's new jeans* 

Giyuu: hey Sabito, I like your jeans 

Sabito: *attempts to flirt* thanks! You should see me without em *finger guns*

Giyuu:

Giyuu: why would you take off your legs?

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Tanjirou and Mamako: *spots red marks on Giyuu's neck*

Tanjirou: hey, Giyuu-san, what are those marks on your neck?

Giyuu: *blushes, trying to hide the marks* th-they're mosquito b-bites!!

Sabito: *walks into the room* hey guys!

Mamako: hey mosquito

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Giyuu: hey, Sabito, do I ever cross your mind?

Sabito: n-no

Giyuu: oh, do you like me?

Sabito: no

Giyuu: do you think I'm pretty? 

Sabito: no

Giyuu: w-well, do you want to be with me forever? 

Sabito: no

Giyuu: uh, would you cry if I left you?

Sabito: no

Giyuu: would you live for me?

Sabito: no

Giyuu: would you do anything for me?

Sabito: no

Giyuu: hm, would you pick me or your life?

Sabito: my life

Giyuu: o-oh, alright then *slowly turns around, tears falling down*

Sabito: *grabs Giyuu's wrist*  The reason why you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. I don't like you because I love you. I don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I won't cry if you leave me, I'd die. I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you, the reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I'd do everything for you. The reason why I chose my life is because you are my life.

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Giyuu: 

Sabito: *stares* h-hey, Mamako, I think I'm gay...

Mamako: 

Mamako: *facepalms*

Mamako: congratulations, Sabito, you're the last one to find out

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Sabito and Giyuu: *fighting*

Mamako and Tanjirou: *watching a movie*

Tanjirou: *hearing the 2 fight* w-what's going on upstairs? 

Mamako: don't worry about them, it's fine

Tanjirou: are you sure? It sounds serious-

Mamako: this happens all the time. I'll just put up the volume *increases volume of the tv*

Later

Tanjirou: *getting worried* they've been at it for 10 minutes, Mamako-

Mamako: *getting up* come with me, would you?

Tanjirou: o-ok-

*Mamako and Tanjirou are now next to the SabiGiyuu door*

Mamako: just listen 

Tanjirou: o-ok *putting his ear on the door to listen closely*

Giyuu: *from inside the room* NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!!

Sabito: BET ME BITCH!!

Giyuu : I SAID 'I LOVE YOU' FIRST!!

Sabito: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!

Giyuu: THATS PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!!

Sabito: WELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST. OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME

Mamako: *banging loudly on the door* SHUT THE FUCK UP

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A/N: YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY FUCKIN OTP SCENARIOS I HAD TO SAVE FOR THIS, I HAVE A VERY BAD MEMORY. Oh, and if u can't tell already, I believe that Mamako is a bad bitch.