Falling for you ~ Shrek x male y/n

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Chapter 1 is written by the main writer, Cydney.

Eris don't touch this chapter xx

Shrek woke up, from the sound of his (and Fiona's) annoying ass babies crying loud as shit. Fiona and Shrek ran to the room where the babies slept, and tried to shut them up.

Shrek woke up with a banging headache as always.

 Shrek always knew he was secretly gay, he just wasn't ready to come out to Fiona. And its illegal to be gay in their country, Germany. He had came to to Donkey. But Donkey had told him something.

 ~  F L A S H      B A C K  ~

'You know Shrek, some people in our country are actually gay. But I don't wanna specify who. But, I have been told, that there is a gay bar that is in secret. No one, except for the homosexuals, know about it. You should visit sometime, the address is ***** ****. '

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Shrek recalled this memory. Shrek sat on the dinning table,  while Fiona was breastfeeding her kids. Shrek was so tired of this life, having 3 kids, a constantly horny wife,  just wanting his.. Never mind.  He just wanted love, and attention. Not from Fiona. From a man. 

Sitting at the table, trying to ease his headache by slowly rubbing his temple, and deciding if he wanted to go to this gay bar or not. Should he stay here for the rest of his life, growing old, wanting to shove his big ass diseased schlong into a man, or sit here, eating coochie? 

He made up his mind. He'd go,

NOW.

Shrek got up from his seat. 

'Fiona, I'm gonna visit Lord Farquaad. I'll be back tomorrow.'

Shrek left, not letting Fiona have a say in him going to supposedly 'visit him'.

Thing is, after  the whole Lord Farquaad thing, how he wanted Fiona, tried to marry her, yada yada.  They had squashed it all, deciding for it to be fair, and just become friends. Fiona didn't like this AT ALL, because of all the things he forced her to do. 

Shrek was walking down this path, it smelt like shit, but at least the scenery was  gorgeous.  Until Shrek tripped over a stone, bumping his head into something hard, something wooden. He looked up and-

'SWAG BAR'

THIS    was the bar donkey was talking about. Shrek was actually surprised it wasn't some foolish setup or prank.

Shrek opened the door and,

Immediately his eyes was set on-

a certain someone in the room..

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YES!! finally this chapter is done. Took awhile but it's good! I just wanted to add that the word swag actually means 'secretly we are gay' and it was made in the 60s, so yuhh that's why the bar is called swag hehe 

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