Falling for you ~ Shrek x male y/n

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As Shrek opened the door, he set his eyes right on Y/N

y/n was beautiful, he had curly, fluffy hair, Y/N had freckles that covered his soft, cheeks and he was 4'11 and a thick Latina. Y/N was sitting   down and talking to a man at the bar, but that man, was...

LORD FARQUAAD. 

Shrek tried to hid his pent up anger, all he wanted  to do was grab Farquaad, squeeze him and throw him out the window, and take his seat..

Y/N was so... dreamy, so delightful, like an angel.. Was Y/N an actual angel? Shrek  couldn't help getting a boner; Y/N just turned Shrek  on so much. He HAD to get in Farquaad's position, it was mandatory. Farquaad clearly had a boner, he just tried to hide it with his stupid little red and gold cloak. Y/N clearly didn't seem to notice it though. Y/N didn't notice Shrek either. How could Shrek get Y/N to notice him?

Suddenly a ring went off in his head. 

Shrek went up to the bartender, asking for a water. The bartender was surprised, as hardly ever ordered water. Because, this was the place for homosexuals to get  drunk and hook up. The bartender didn't wanna judge. He got the water for Shrek. 

Shrek sat down at a table, close to Y/N, waiting for the bartender to come to him. His plan was working. 

The bartender went up to Shrek, 

'Here's your wate-'

And Shrek tripped up the bartender, and the water  splashed all over Shrek. Everyone went silent and looked at Shrek,

Including Y/N.

Shrek and Y/N had made eye contact for just a second. Shrek wished he could relive that moment forever and forever.  The bartender had looked so worried, like he'd loose his job or something.

'A-ah! I'm so sorry! I'll get you some tissue!'

Shrek stopped him, the bartender looked up at him with worry in his eyes.

'Don't worry mate, its alright.'

Everyone was still looking at Shrek and the Bartender, especially Y/N. Shrek took of his shirt, revealing his toned, jacked, body. Every male gasped. Especially Y/N. Everyone got a boner. Y/N went up to Shrek and pushed the bartender out the way. His plan had perfectly worked. 

'Hey, what's your name?'

To be continued ...