Justin: I'm such a big simp for courtney shes so fucking hot like omg
Duncan: Back the fuck off
Justin: no hahahahhaha
Geoff: yo chill
Noah: the punk is jealoussssssss
Duncan: shut the fuck up noah i can easily break you in half like a pretzel stick
Scott: hi
Duncan: please dont tell me you have an attraction for courtney too.
Scott: ofc i do lmao
Heather: all of you back off courtney i dont think she wants to date anyone rn.
Geoff: Aren't mocha and d-man dating?
Duncan: it was never official..
Courtney: oh hey guys lol
Geoff: hi mochaaaaaaaaa
Courtney: What'd i miss
Geoff: nothing
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Zoey: i found fanfics
Leshawna: I WANNA SEE
Courtney: explain one
Zoey: so basically noah and emma are a couple going out to mcdonalds and they bump into cody and cody flirts with noah and noah ends up breaking up with emma and then noah goes to codys house and then noah sucks codys dick and all that
Scott: PLS WHAT SKJSKFJSJK
Cody: Can we do that irl noah
Noah: I thought you'd never ask
Harold: GUYS HELP
Harold: PEOPLE ARE TPING MY HOUSE AND THROWING EGGS AT IT
Heather: LMFAOOOO
Duncan: oh yea thats me geoff and dj lolololol
Courtney: Stop doing that.
Geoff: No
Dj: No
Duncan: no
Courtney: I hate you all with dear passion
Duncan: ilyt
Izzy:
Gwen: WHAT DID I DO
Cody: But n-noah..
Courtney: Cody why are you studdering in texting
Trent: SKSJFKSJ
Duncan: So Noah is cheating on Cody? hmmm
Alejandro: Damn fanart is so weird
Lindsay: Guys what is pornhub?
Tyler: Please don't tell her.
Heather: I knew this day would come
Harold: You did?
Heather: no
Duncan: Lindsay so pornhub is basically
Tyler removed Duncan from the chat 'hoes'.
Courtney: Hey why'd you do that?!
Geoff: aww mocha misses duncan
Courtney: I don't.
Courtney has added Duncan back to the chat 'hoes'.
Courtney: dont fucking tell lindsay about pornhub
Duncan: SHEESH I WONT
Heather: GUYS
Leshawna: tf do u want
Heather: can we please play minecraft
Geoff: YEAH DUDE
Courtney: no! It's violent.
Duncan: Court's to scared to play but anyways yeah ill play
Courtney: nvm im playing
Literally 5 minutes later.
Courtney: WHAT THE FUCK IT WONT STOP KILLING ME HELP😭😭
Alejandro: thats me amiga lol
Courtney: OH MY GOD AL IM COMING FOR YOU
Alejandro: AND THATS WHEN I GO TO THE HOUSE ADIOS
Geoff: oh yea i forgot to tell the girls i built a house
Heather: bro wtf is wrong with you
Bridgette: NOT COOL GEOFF
Gwen: smhhh
Courtney: wowowowowowowoowowow
Trent: GUYS IM JOINING THE GAME
Gwen: YAYAYAYAYYAYYAY
Duncan: AL STOP
Alejandro: HAHAHSLSKLFKSL
Courtney: OMG HEATH HELP HSSHFGH
Heather: HAHHAKSJSKF
Eziekel: yo yo yo zeke in the houseee
Alejandro: why is he here
Leshawna:
Owen: DID I LOSE WEIGHT?!
Owen: wtf i just checked and i didnt
Owen: yall messing with me every time smh
Leshawna: damn
Leshawna: sorry owen
Scott: Owen built dif in that
Heather: PLS WHAT
Eziekle: yo yo yo
Courtney: uh
Eziekle: im here for the party?😎😎
Heather: if we were having a party you wouldn't be invited
Eziekle: whaaaaaat whyyy?
Read by everyone at 5:35 pm
OK so this chapter was very short because i'm not as motivated at the moment but i'll try to post more chapters if you guys are into this book -emma