Chapter 42

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@grangerdanger
Parkinson. What's wrong with Harry?

@parkinson
How should I know, Granger? He's your stupid friend!

@grangerdanger
Did something happen between you two?

@parkinson
No, he's just gone and screwed up my best friend. No biggie.

@grangerdanger
What's wrong with Draco?

@parkinson
He doesn't like Potter anymore. Nope. He likes Michael Corner.

@parkinson
Like what even is the name Michael? And a Ravenclaw!? Psshh not Dray. He wouldn't mesh well with an eagle and he knows it!

@parkinson
And apparently your beloved friend likes Theo now... THEO!

@grangerdanger
Does he even know Theo?

@parkinson
He's your friend!

@grangerdanger
Something's not right here. I'll figure it out. I'll be the Velma of the situation.

@parkinson
Velma? Who's that and also wtf is that name?

@grangerdanger
Oh right, sometimes I forget who I'm talking to. It's a muggle thing.

@parkinson
Ohh I see. Who would I be?

@grangerdanger
Daphne. 100%. She's so underrated. She's great at what she does and looks totally fabulous doing it. That would be you but instead of fabulous, you'd look badass.

@parkinson
Aw thanks! I am totally badass, aren't I?

@grangerdanger
Totally!

@grangerdanger
Anyways, I've got to go now.

@parkinson
Bye Granger.

@grangerdanger
Parkinson.

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