it was just a normal day with Izuku going to the sexy doctor to see what his quirk would be. He was going there because his mother was convcerned it didn't come yet. "Yo zuku get yo ass up before yo momma beats it" Inko said in her rapper accent. Oh yeah she always switches to it whenever her anxiety comes.
izuku stands up and they Naruto run to the doctor because they are different and they are weebs. soon enough he entered the doctors office which appeared to look more like a private strip club room...
"cum sit dawn hon!'" the doctored yapped at him. He sat down. "Soooo me son doesn't have a quirk yet why?" Inko meeeekly asked. The doctor shook her head and did an x ray only to reveal that Izuku butt was bigger than average....
"s-sawray mam....I-I afraid he AINT gon have one...." suddenly, the beat dropped and the room turned black and gray. You could only hear Izukus small fragile heart aggressively pouncing. "W-WHAT DO YOU MEEN "HE AINT HAVIN ONE" YOU BITCH COME RIGHT 'ERE!!!" Inko let out a battle cry trying to choke the sexy Brooklyn doctor.
Izukus breathing increased as he started having a...panic attack...."AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH JENDNSSMSSIWUEBEKJZNSKDJDJDJNSHAIAJEJSJBSKAJWNSJXJSNNSJSHSSH AHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES THIS FUCKING SHIT HAPPEN TO ME YIU FUCK BITCH STUPID DUMBASS BITCH FUCK" Izuku was rollling on the floor crying and screaming.
The doctor quickly called emergency services. "boi be cryin here y'all better get yo asses 'ere and get 'im a fidget!!!" she yelled. Soon the fbi came with a pack of fidgets for zuku. He quickly grabbed at them all and started frantically playing with the tangle.
[after they come home]
*izuku crying and screaming and beating up all might bodypillow* "YOU FAT ASS LIAR BITCH I CANT BR A FUCKINH HERO YO LIED BET YOUR MOM SOLD YOU ON ENAY FOR TWO DOLLARS TO BE A STRIPPER AAAAA I HATE YOU!!" all might bodypillow was Rippen to shreds.
later on he was casually watching some all might video when he got a text from a bully....
kacchan💗: ur willy is rubbish!!!
Izuku cried like there was no tomorrow and his mom came into his room and hugged him and tried to calm him down "YO ZUKU IM SO SORRY!!!!"
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Villian Deku: The beginning
Fanfiction"Take an elephant dive off the roof!" n-no... those words HAUNTED HIM He wanted to SCREAM He wanted to DIE not today though
