TW; mentions of blood and talking of killing people.
Just a simple warning.
Hi my little TrashRats and DangerNoodles! This is my first Sanders Sides one shot. It is based off of the incorrect quote up the top. Cya later!
In the Mind Palace the sides were just lounging in the living room, while Patton is in the kitchen cooking dinner. Virgil was on the love chair snuggled up next to Roman. Logan was sitting next to Remus, both of them in a deep conversation that only they could have. The only one not there was Janus.
A second later Janus walks in with a red substance - that looked suspiciously like blood - staining his gloves, which were off his hands showingthe scales that reached up to his palm. The red stuff was also on his hands, seeming to have leaked through the gloves. When he saw everyone, he asked a question "Why is it that blood is so hard to wash off your hands?"
Everyone in the room froze, including Janus as he registered what he said. While all that was happening Remus was laughing his ass off, gasping for air since he couldn't breath.
"I JUST REALISED HOW BAD THAT SOUNDS!" Janus shouted. "FOR THE RECORD, I HAD A NOSE BLEED, I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER!"
Roman smirked as he responded. "But we both know that's not true." Chuckling a little.
As Remus finally stopped cackling like a mad man, Logan spoke up. "Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just fyi"
Virgil looked at him in surprise. "Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?" Roman looked down at his boyfriend with concern and whispered, asking if he was okay, Virgil responding with a reassuring yes.
While that conversation was occurring, Patton was shaking his head with a soft smile on his face, chuckling lightly. "This housr is full of serial killers."
