tsukishima x reader one-shots

Yandere Tsukki part II

You knew he didn't want that. Not right now. Not in this mood.
"You know I'd be broken and lost if you left me right?"
"Of course I know.. what's this all about love.."
"Promise you won't be mad..?"
You noticed his eyes start to tear up.
"Love what's wrong..? You're scaring me..."
"You'll be more scared once I tell you..."
"You know you can-"
He cuts you off.
"I've killed people pipsqueak..! Anyone who expressed an interest in you.. people who thought they had a chance with you..!"
"Oh... love I- I don't know what to say..."
"I hate myself for it but it just happens, I'll track them down and every-time I think it will be just a fight.. and every-time I prove myself wrong..."
"How many..?"
"...five..."
You smile to yourself slightly.
"And you haven't gotten caught?"
"N-no... why do you ask...?"
"Nothing it's just... impressive.."
"What..? You're not mad? B-but I'm a.. I'm a killer.."
"A serial killer. One smart enough to not get caught."
You correct him and sit up. You lean over and kiss his forehead before chuckling a little.
"Pipsqueak.. what's going on..?"
"Oh nothing love.. nothing at all."
"No sane human laughs and kisses their boyfriend after hearing that their boyfriend is a serial killer.."
"Well then maybe I'm just not sane."
"Pipsqueak... you're scaring me..."
"Don't worry I'm not going to hurt you, I'm going to help you."
"Y/N! What are you on about?!"
You stand up, excited and not scared at all, running around the bed and to his side, putting your hands on his shoulders.
"Don't you see?! I'm not going to hurt you! I'm going to help you!"
"W-wait you don't mean-"
"Yes I do! I do mean it!"
"Pipsqueak come on! This isn't a good idea..."
"Oh shut up, maybe this will convince you.."
You move the blanket and sit on his lap, going down to kiss his neck.

~after that~

(Yes there will be a smut one, be quiet)
During that you got him to agree with you, letting you join him on his little adventures.
"Good job, now let me get you cleaned up and ready, I'm assuming you were planning on going out tonight love?"
"Why yes I was, although it might be a little hard to move considering my legs are still shaking.."
"That is why I'm helping you! Well at least part of the reason."
He laughs a little and kisses you.

Over the course of your lifetime relationship you two continue to find idiots that think they have a chance with you and.. put them to sleep let's say. You never get caught, you and Tsukishima are unstoppable and no one ever suspects a thing.
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Authors note: Hey guys! So I pretty much only got back into writing this for my friend Charley, so here you go dumbass, I hope you like it.
Oh and Arson! When I started writing these you didn't know tsukki, but you were also part of the reason I started rewriting this!
Love you both. Until next chapter!