Shady

Chapter 1 - Alucard

So... Lets cut to the chase, my name is Shady and I am a vampire. Not only am I this but I am also the most well known vampire assassin and thief in the world. Despite this, I am still homeless but hopefully after this job all my troubles will be gone. There is the biggest vampire party in London this evening and I'm not going for the bottles of AB-. It just so happens that the party is being hosted at the same place a specific item my employer wants. Something called the blood skull and it's going to make me a millionaire. I pack up the last of my equipment and head off to the rooftops.

I laugh like a maniac whilst doing cartwheels along the rooftops in my tight leather jumpsuit, heading towards the venue. I had recently stocked up on blood so I was quite hyper. I stop laughing and singing ghostbusters as I approached the venue. Suddenly, I was engulfed in a blinding light and the roof fell from underneath me.

I landed with my fangs and claws bared outside a old building in what looks to be... ireland? Wtf? Before I can say or think anything else a man in red bursts out the front of the building, carrying a blonde chick in a very pervy uniform. Omg! Inside fangirl squee!!! It's alucard and seras!! I still remember buying my phone with my first paycheck and watching the anime.  He chuckles at me, puts seras down and draws his guns. I draw my blessed, sliver and black samurai sword I named redrum and grin.

This should be fun.

Alucard shot his bullets and I dodged them easily, they were going in slow motion so I turn one bullet around and push it in slow motion towards alucard. He stumbles back as the bullet hits him and realeases his restriction level to one. A red and black tendril of blood comes out his blown off arm and comes towards me in the shape of a dog. I laugh at this and decapitate the dog as he reaches to bite me. Ha, they think I'm a fake vampire! I'll show them. Alucard shoots again and I let him blow my arm off. A substance Identical to alucard's but purple instead of the red seeps out my arm and takes the form of a wolf. He widens his eyes at this and laughs like a manic. We are about to fight when a blond female with a cigar shouts. "That's enough! We've had enough damage done with Andersen." Sir integra! Omg I wonder if she would let me work for hellsing! So long as I don't have to wear a pervy uniform... I leap up into the air and place redrum back in it's holder on my back. I jumped higher than the building, did a triple back flip, landed and took a bow in front of sir integra. "Shady the vampiric assasin at your service." I grin at sir integra who smiles. "Your hired" she grins and I hear alucard approach me from behind.

"Welcome to the hellsing organization... Shady"

I can't contain myself any longer.

"Omg! Alucard! I can't believe it! I'm such a big fan and I finally get to be the hero for once! I get to work for hellsing and fight, and beat up ghouls and OMGOMGOMGOMG!" I am running around doing several backflips and cartwheels singing we are the champions. I stop as I look at all the wtf looks I'm getting from alucard and integra. I cough and compose myself "sorry... I'm just such a fan, you know what I mean?" Integra sighs "she's crazy... Her and seras will get along well." Alucard chuckles at this as we make our way back to London.

"Can I see your guns?" I ask alucard. I'm still waiting for seras to wake up and I'm bored. "No" alucard sighs. I raise my eyebrows at this "let me see them... I know your weakness..." Alucard chuckles "I have no weakness." I whip out my phone and play the trololol video from YouTube, hoping that cosplay video I saw was accurate.

Alucard is on the floor laughing.

I grab his gun and shoot at the targets, hitting each one. "Huh... I think I prefer redrum, bullets are too slow." I place the jackel down next to the laughing alucard and stop the video. He shoots me a evil glare as I run down the basement hallway to my room