Long Lemon Squad Fanfiction (Smut)

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"fuck me," kaiko said as they fucking whine on the bed sheets.

"KAIKO???" pita and ace said in unison, confusion evident in their voice.

"suck my dick and pull me over twice," kaiko looked lustfully at the both of them, gripping onto the sheets.

ace went over to stop them, "kaiko-"

"are we kissing? kiss me harder."

"kaiko is horny," pita narrated before watching ace giving into the act and made a surprised pikachu face.

kaiko pulled ace close, "fuck me."

"moan it out to me, bitch."

"y'all chill.." pita lowkey pleaded but it didn't work, at all. moans, praises and insults polluted pita's ears and mind, which made them wonder why they're still here. their friends are making out with each other, in one of the bedrooms they shared.

"be apart of this, pita."

"n-no."

"pita~"

"what the fuck, don't use that tone on me."

"consent."

"i see."

...

the smexy stuff continued, pita was still watching though. "yeah, i'll just go and get some snacks," they said, leaving the room while the other two were stripping.

ace slid his finger down kaiko's torso, and further down, and down but not so down, until he reached their entrance.

pita walked into to the fingerplay and quietly sat on the bed as they were being noisy on the chair.

kaiko kissed ace deeply, the pleasure unbearable as he added more fingers. desperate enough, they pushed him down to the floor and kitty licked his dick.

ace tightened the strap-on with one hand and the other gripped onto the bed sheets. while kaiko went for a mouthful of pp, he grabbed the lube from under the bed.

"you may stop, kitten," ace pulled kaiko away gently before applying lube onto his dick.

we all know pita was just watching on the other, clean, and slightly disturbed side of the bed so we cool? we cool.

kaiko sat on the dick and pushed themself down, immediately kissing ace hard, pulling onto his hair and whatnot.

pita lied down on the moving bed, wondering why they were there while their friends were destroying the bed basically, "the bed feels like an earthquake-"

"i'm boutta ejaculate."

"do it, baby."

explosion occured. then they both just laid on the bed with pita who was just having an existential crisis.

"haha, what the fuck was that?"

"hmm?"

"no, seriously, what the fuck was that?"

"what?" kaiko asked, confused.

"hey, you started it," ace, confused as well.

"i can't even stop y'all, what's up with that?"

"shut up, pita, you were just watching the whole time."

disgusted face.

"you literally keep changing your dick to a strap-on then to a dick again, what's with that?"

"you still started it."

"and you made us teleport from the chair to the bed somehow."

"are y'all discussing about your dirty imaginations again?" nora appeared at the doorway of their bedroom, leaning on the doorframe with her arms crossed.

"yeah," ace answered, winking, which earned more disgusted faces.

"oh god."

and just like that i have thrown all my life away, is it shitpost-y enough or should i sleep? okay