The Lion King: Alternate Version

Chapter 13

It must have been over 106 in the desert. Unfortunately there are no human Las Vegas like casinos with air-conditioning for over 1000s of miles. Simba and Nala were laying on the ground passed out from all the running from the night before and with the dry heat that was scorching hot. Buzzards were flying over in circles thinking the two lion cubs were dead and ready to eat. They decided to land and eat and peck at the two cubs when all of a sudden a warthog with a meercat ridding on him came running in like a bowling ball and scared the buzzards away.

Ha ha ha I love it bowling for buzzards gets them every time. Timon cheerfully says in his Brooklyn accent.

Pumba notices the cubs breathing. "Uh Oh I think there alive."

"All righty lets see what we have here. Timon walks over to Simba and lifts is paw over is muzzle.

"Jesus their lions run Pumba!"

"Ah but their just little lions."

Pumba are you nuts as Timon screams into his ear. "Lions eat guys like us.

"But their so little."

"Sure now but when they get bigger."

"Maybe they will be on our side."

"Ptf maybe they'll be on our side that's the stupidest idea I've. Hey I got it maybe they'll be on our side.

"So we keeping them?'

"Ptf of cores who's the brains around here?

"Uh"

"My point exactly." Lets get out of here and find some shade I'm fried."

Pumba picked up Simba first with his tusks and put him next to the water in the oasis and went back to collect Nala and lay here gently next to Simba. Both Timon and Pumba splashed water on the two cubs. The two woke up.

"You two ok?" Timon asked

"I think so. What about you Nala?"

"I seem ok. Nala said weakly.

I Saved you two? Timon Interrupted.

Pumba snorted. "Well Pumba helped. A little."

Thank you for your help, Timon is it? Nala asked.

Why yes. Timion said

"And I am Pumba.

Thank you both again for you two saving my girlfriend and my life." Come on Nala lets go. Simba said in monotone.

Go? Where you guys going? Timon asked while Simba and Nala were leaving.

Nowhere that's not your concern. Simba said in monotone.

Hey Simba is it? Wait we want to help. Timon said

"Leave him alone." Nala cuts the two off.

"Why what did we do? Timon asks.

"The King would like to be left alone for the moment and doesn't need your help at the moment. Nala said