September 19, 2019
Ran: Hello, Professor Nine
Nine: Hi, Ran
Five: *runs away*
Ran: Hi, Five
Nine: I heard you two broke up
Ran: No
Five: Nine, you're dead!
Nine: No, I WAS dead
Ran: Wait, did I break up with him? Or did he break up with me?
Five: I had to
Nine: I thought you cared about him, Ran
Ran: He pushed me into gayness! I'm gay now!
Five: I had to! Otherwise Kelly would've gotten Nine
Five: I'm sad now
Ran: I'm gay now
Nine: You sure John didn't have anything to do with that, Ran?
Five: C'mon, Ran, take me back!
Five: I'll break up with my girlfriend
Ran: Sorry, I just had to shout, I'm back to normal now
Five: Will you take me back now? PLEASE
Nine: Ya, take him back, Ran
Five: I HATE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND
Nine: Who's your new girlfriend?
Five: You don't need to know
Nine: TELL ME
Five: Ran, please
Ran: It's his eyepatch
Five: Shhh, Nine doesn't need to know that
Nine: Oh. My. God. Desperate and pathetic
Five: SHE LOVES ME
Five: Isn't that right, eyepatch?
Nine: Your eyepatch is a girl?
Five: I don't know..
Five: RAN, PLEASE TAKE ME BACK
Ran: No, baka
Five: PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE
Nine: Ohh, you know she's mad when she starts swearing in Japanese
Ran: That wasn't swearing. Baka means idiot
Five: But I'm your idiot
Nigel, from nowhere: YOU CAN BE MY IDIOT, FIVE
Nine: Well, you're my idiot whether you like it or not
Nine: My big, traitorous idiot
Five: Nine, you call me yours one more time and I'll start calling you dad
Nigel: And, Five, if Ran rejects you, you think about that offer
Nine: Oh, fuck. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Never again
Five: NINE SAID SORRY, SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE
Ran: Why aren't you talking to me, Five?
Five: You won't take me back
Ran: YOU BROKE UP WITH ME
Ran: But okay. I will
Five: Really?
Ran: Yes.
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