bad boy draco | draco malfoy fanfic

I | Enemies at First Sight

                        ~ Tauri's POV ~

Hi. My name is Tauri Xantheppe Thornton, and it was about to be my first, day, of freshman year Hogwarts. Apparently they call it 3rd year though but that's kind of schooped (that's british for stupid) but whatever. My last school was Illvermoney but then my parents got eated by werewolves, and I had to move. I don't really miss my friend,s. because I didn't have a lot anyways everyone there was a smelly dumb ugly smelly stupid baby head loser. I hate Americea!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I liveing at Hogwarts now because I got a scholarship asf. I was soooo excited !!!! Time to get ready""

I yanked my closet door open, to pick me an outfit for the first day. I didn't know what to wear!!!

Option 1

Option 2:

They were both so sexy and hottie i coul'dnt decide!!! I wanted to get the girls to like me and the boys to think i'm hot duh. (because I'm). But then i remembembered Hogwarts has uniform anyways and I burned all my clothes!!!! NEW ME!! new school.

I had my outfit planned out, and then I tossed my lucious locks into a lucious thick juicy milky hot sesame seed bun and combed it with my lice comb that I kept when J had chronic lice. I love keepsakes of that time 🥰

I glanced at the watch on my wrist; and; it was," almost time to go!!!" I yelled but it was inside of my brain in my head so literally only I heard it so literally shut up😐

Apparating to the train station, I couldn't find platform 9 3/4 as it said in the brochure. The graphic design was fresh, ravishing, and well layed out. But the information was just not enough. 'Literlaly" Where is it"., i thinked. Then i saw some weirdos running through the wall but then disappearing?? W. T. F!!! That was odd. I stood there watching them. "Get out of the way ugly smelly ugly musty ass cat ass rat ass fat ass mat ass shat ass bitch"

                           ~ Draco's POV ~

Ugh! I was already going to be late for school because stupid father just ""had' to curl his stupid hair to impress stupid voldemort. I think voldemort is so fascinated by my stupid father because of his "'beautiful shiny gorjus locks'as he puts it. Also I don't know why everyone is so scared to say voldemort literally it's just a name. But maybe that's just how I am. I'm a cool bad boy and I'm not afraid of anything because i'm like tough and stuff. And I especially do not like being late.

I rushed to the train station fashionably cool in a cool style and cat walked down the station to find Platform  9 3/4. Luckily I was rich and I just had dobby carry my stuff for me. I was warming up to run through the platform. I did some of those foot slidy things horses do to prepare for my takeoff and then I got into warrior beast mode. I was prepared when this random stranger was just standing in the middle of the path! Gawking at the people running through! It must've been a muggle. I don't know why they can't just mind their business and ignore people running into their walls. tbh. (a/n: slide up for a tbh🤔😁)

"Get out of the way ugly smelly ugly musty ass cat ass rat ass fat ass mat ass shat ass bitch!'l i scolded her. Stupid bitch like what is she doing in the way UGH!!
"Maybe shut your dumb blonde looking self up and you walk funny"
That was it. I have a cool walk and everyone knows that. My mummy tells me so.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me."
"Okay I guess I did. But anyways shut up you mudblood"
"Shut up"
"Shut up your face"
"No you shut up"
"I said shut up"
"Shut up ugly whore"
"Shut up blondie"
"Shut up skid marks"
"Shut up poopie poo head"
Ha. I obviously had
won that. I glided away into the wall and left her defeated in my awesome baddie comebacks. Good thing I keep a list of epic baddie comebacks to use.

~ Tauri's POV ~

"Shut up poopie poo head"
Who was this man!!! I was utterly disgusted and I decided I don't want to waste my preshis BREATH!! Talking to, him,.

When he left, a hot warm tear rolled down my face. I was crying because his yelling reminded me of my parents fighting and i miss them so much.

"Girlllll what are you ✨doing✨ it's the crying over ✨draco malfoy✨ for me alznfnakxj🤣🤣😂" a strangers voice said. It was comforting, but it also sounded like it could be used to hurt anyone in a snap if you crossed her.
"Hi, I'm Otter.:" she said. Who names their kid otter tbh??. "Otter? that's an interesting name," I replied. "Yeah,, all the other cool O names for the ✨bad bitch friend✨ that sticks by your side🧍🏻‍♀️ and then you give them a lil nickname were taken :/ Anyways call me Otty"
"Tragic story Otty. I'm Tauri," I declared.

"✨swag✨xD love/sosa, Also why are you crying over draco malfoy in the first place?' she said'." Is that the name of him? Well he yelled at me for staring at the people running into the wall. it's not everyday you see that you know!! And then he ran into it. I kind of hope he failed and smashed his face into it though," I answered. She let out a smalll chuckle. She laughed. She giggled. She chortled. She tee-heed. "It's the you ✨not knowing how to get to platform 9 3/4 for me✨🤣🤣😂 Miss gurl sis pooh chile ma miss mawma you just have to run into it😍😍," she explained. That made so much sense wowzers!!!! She grabbed my hand and we ran into the wall together.

- A/N: What did you guys think!!!!!! 😁😁😂😂😁😂😁 Tauri is so quirky hee hee hee also which outfit did you guys pick?? #2 was tempting with the emojis but the cat ears on #1 jeepers bejeezers they're the bees knees!! 😍 got any good baddie comebacks for draco?? xoxo