Where am I? It's dark. It's cold. I'm scared. I reached out into the darkness and there it was. Alexis's thigh.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT TOUCH ME YOU WEIRDO" she said in Dans voice smacking my hand away.
"Alexis I'm blind." I said.
"Kinky" she giggled. I felt something warm touch my left thigh and gasped. It climbed closer towards me and I quickly touched it. It was soft, warm. And. Hairy.
"Jayy, the cat is trying to seduce you again." I heard Alexis say. Oh. For a moment I thought maybe
"Jayy, do you know what day it is."
"Sugg Sunday specia-"
"ITS MY BIRTHDAY YOU SACK OF POTATOES." Alexis screamed. All of a sudden I wasn't blind anymore. All of a sudden our cat turned into an eagle. All of a sudden Justin turned into a woman. All of a sudden maggie wasn't asian anymore. All of a sudden Alexis became 15.
We kissed until she was 48.
The end
Happy birthday Alexis hope you have a. Hope I didn't ruin it. 🐸🐸🐸
