Jayy: hey you wanna maybe go out and get a cup of coffee?
Alexis: sure!
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Alexis: -sigh-
Jayy: what's wrong?
Alexis: just really craving Dan's hair right now. Seems delicious.
Jayy: like especially his eyebrow hair right
Alexis: yeah yeah!
Jayy: I'll make some homemade dan hair for you as soon as we get home alright honey.
Alexis: you're the best
A wild Maggie appears
Maggie: JAYY AND ALEXIS, SITTING ON PHIL'S MUM. K-I-S-S-I-
Alexis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Maggie: I'm HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIVES
Jayy: WHAT
Maggie: I SAID I'm HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIVES
Jayy: WHAT WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Maggie: I'm HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIVES. you too have been cursed. I'm long gone so I need to tell you guys before I die. It's the curse of the great llamas. Every morning I break my arms. Every night I break my legs. You guys have to stop the llamas before everyone starts breaking their limbs.
Jayy: what
Alexis: what
Maggie: -breaks body- goodbye
Alexis: oh no Jayy what are we going to do
Jayy: we can stop this as long as we stick together.
Alexis: oh Jayy!
Jayy: WE WILL DEFEAT THE CURSE OF THE GREAT LLAMAS
My Internet died so I thought I'd just. Do this. Add some conflict in there.