~ 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗱𝗮𝘆 ~ (𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿)

blakey blake are you seeing this 😟

LORD HES SO AIDGIWHEKWUDH IM TURNIG INTO A SIMP ISTG
THIS WILL HAVE NO SMUT YOU HORNY MFS
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on going from the last chapter

Changing into our old clothes walking out of the dressing room struggling to walk, we managed to check out successfully without being stared at. Of course we bought some random shit to try and fool everyone who had a sneaking suspicion.

time skip brought to you by ... my laziness 😋🤞

Welp idk what to write so THATS THE END OF THE STORY THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH-
NAH IM JUST KIDING BUT LORD IM SO HORNY RN
IM WATCHING THE KISSING BOOTH LORD HELP SOS
IM JOKING ISTG IF ONE OF YOU BITCHES BULLY ME FOR THIS-
🕺RENEGADE 💃🏻RENEGADE 🕺RENEGADE 💃🏻
IM
LOSING
MY
MIND

k back to the story 😍‼️

Its been weeks since Blake and I had seggs in a public dressing room 🥵🤞
We were heading over to dukes place, yes him. That crazy man who dresses up as Willy Wonka for a living, what a weirdo 🙄✋
Blake's family had caught covid and since we had been hanging out we had to stay quarantined together 👹❤️
I wanted to stay at the compound but nOooO Blake wanted to stay with that wonka mf 🙄

aNyWaYs

We got to dukes apartment complex. Knocking on the door we hear loud music playing. *knock knock* hOla nIÑoS 👹
The music stops, ✨someone✨ opened up revealing a tôll man in a giant red coat, a wig, top hat, and glasses. God he's so embarrassing. To my realization the man was blasting Britney Spears while dancing around dressed at Willy wOnkEr

He greeted us and left to go get his tripod and ring light. "Lord he better not ask if we want to help" I thought. I rested my head back on the couch feeling something under my 🥺dump truck🥺 it was a receipt from target ... he bought a singular box of raisins 😩 and choccy milk ✋ (PLEASE THIS HAS ME PISSING MYSELF S I N G U L A R BOX OF RAISINS 😭) (anyways credits to daddy meliah for that 😊 EW THAT EMOJI DUKE STOP USING THAT EMOJI I HATE IT SO MUCH I HATE IT)

He came back with his 😂filming equipment😂
ew

"Do you guys wanna film?"
"No 😁"
"Awe come on it'll be fun"
"No fuck off, go eat ur singular box of raisins"

Now you're probably wondering why I'm so rude to him and the truth is I love him, very much. He's my best friend but I like to be a bitch and bully him 24/7 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 (tOdAyS eMojI)

"Welp, what about you Blake?"
"Uh sure"

well looks like I'm lonely now 😰 so much for taking my man dükę💔

aye another time skip 😁

Duke was live and Blake was doing some weird shit on his coMpuTer. I went to get a glass of water for my dry crusty ashy throat 😉 EW
As I was walking back I dropped the cup 😱
"Shit what was that?"
"Yeah what was that?"
"duke keep ur eyes on the live and I dropped the water 🤓"
"But don't worry I'll clean it up 😛"

another time skip 😟

I was sitting on the coach scrolling through insta, Blake was still on his con puta Dora 😝 (if you don't know Spanish just pretend that says computer lmao) and as for duke he was still on live 😐✋