I was on a boat inbound for an island called "Rokkurando Island" to join for a reality show called Total Drama. I'd watched the first three seasons but I lost interest halfway through season four. I was sitting against the wall trying to get some sleep when I was awakened by some guy's weird cowboy accent.
Montana: Hey! Ya sleepin'?
F/n: Well, I was trying to. Can I help you man?
Montana: Not really. Jus' wanted ta introduce myself. Nuh-ames Adam, but ya kay-yun cahwl me Montana!
F/n: Nice to meet you Montana. Names F/n.
Montana: Puh-leasyhaw t' may-uk yo-wr acquaintance, F/n! Ah hope we're both able t' 'ave fun out thair! An maybe we can be friends?
Reader: Sure. You're an interesting guy, so a friendship would be fun.
Montana: Yee-haw! Kay-yun't wait t' git t' know ya beder, partner!
F/n: Same dude.
I then look in the direction of two girls with blonde hair. They're twins and they're both wearing cheerleader outfits. One seems to be talking to the other, and the other looks like she's taking a verbal beating.
F/n: Hey, wanna go talk to the clones?
Montana snickers at what I called them.
Montana: Syhaw thang buddy. Ah'm allers down ta may-uk some new friends.
We approach the twins and they both stop and smile at us. I look at the girl who doesn't have a beauty mark.
F/n: Hello. Names F/n L/n. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy and that's Samey.
Oh boy, I can already tell I'm gonna dislike this one.
Montana: Dreadfully interesting, but ah don't thihnk 'e was talkin' t' ya.
F/n: He's right. I wasn't... Amy?
Amy: Yes. That's my name.
F/n: Got it. Now what's your name?
Sammy: My name's-
Amy: Samey.
F/n: She can say her own name, Amy.
Sammy: It's Sammy.
F/n: Well it's a pleasure to meet you Sammy. Like I said I'm F/n.
Montana: An ah'm Adam, but ya kay-yun cahwl me Montana.
Sammy: Its nice to meet you too guys.
F/n: As for you Amy, this isn't the most pleasurable meeting I've had, but I'm hoping you're not as bad as you seem.
Montana: Hooaah is it whe-yn thair's twins, thair allers 'as t' be a nahce one, eend a close-fisted one?
Amy: No no no! You have it all wrong. I'm actually the nice one, and Samey's the mean one.
F/n: Uh huh. I'll let both your performances dictate that.
Montana: Same with me.
F/n: But regardless, you guys wanna be friends?
Sammy: Sure!
Amy: Not really, you don't seem like my type of people.
Montana: Ya're not really maah kahnd ary.
F/n: So Sammy, wanna come with us to meet some new friends?
Sammy: Are you guys sure? I don't wanna be a problem.
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The Dysfunctional Duo (Samey x Male Reader)
ФанфикF/n L/n was accepted to be part of the cast of Total Drama Mashup, a season where half of the cast are from the original three casts, and the other half were all new competitors, some of which who hadn't seen the show. F/n was quickly introduced Amy...
