My day always starts like this, I burst out of my sheets like a fresh baby out of the womb. Looking into the mirror, I brush through my hair with my fingers just to open my day with a big grin. My day always starts like this... but today is different; Today is going to be a splendid day,
A splendid day because I'm finally going to talk to that incredibly cute girl in my class.
I pull on my pants and take a deep breath, despite this face of incredible confidence I put on, a seemingly simple task like this is going to take all the might in my tiny heart.
Today is going to be a splendid day.
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*at school*
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My foot slams to the floor and my body lifts from the car; Facing my school has never been as intimidating as now... I pull out my phone to avoid contact with most my classmates and head to my class.
With my eyes still glued to the phone, I sit my thick, juicy ass onto the seat, until a loud, manly voice startles me out of my seat.
-"TY-!"
I almost drop my phone, startled. "T-Tony-??" There only a few feet in front of me was the face of my best friend, Tony.
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Who also happens to be a shark.
*Art by Ty.Doug*
-"GOODMORNING TY" This buffy, strong shark friend barked out, then taking a swig from his jar of warm yellow substance.
"G-Good morning Tony..." Ty nervously stuttered, intimated by his best friend's manly exterior.
Tony peeks over Ty's shaking hands to glance at his phone, -"WHATCHA WATCHING THERE BUDDY OLD PAL?"
"C- Can't you lower your voice a bit Tony? I think the teacher is taking notice of us."
-"SORRY CHUM, YOU KNOW I CAN'T DUE TO THE FACT I WAS BORN WITH AN INTENSE AMOUNT OF TESTOSTRONE; SO I'VE BEEN CURSED WITH THIS INCREDIBLY SMOOTH, MANLY DEEP VOICE."
"O-oh right..." Ty's pathetic little boy voice made him feel no less than inferior to his incredibly hot masculine friend.
-"RIGHT." Despite the fact Ty was nothing compared to him, out of the kindness of Tony's heart Tony had taken it upon himself to be friends with this poor whimp.
-"ANYWAYS, ISN'T THAT SMOL.MANDY? ISN'T THAT CHICK LIKE, IN OUR CLASS?"
"H- Hey lower your voice, I don't want everyone thinking I'm some stalker or something... but... yeh, I watch all her videos from the bottom up every morning just in case there's something I missed.... I think she's an incredibly talented and beautiful individual who wants to spread laughter and creativity into this world through art, makeup and costumes. I would recommend everyone follows her but, hey what am I but a character in a fan fiction?" Ty looks at you, breaking the third wall and holding his phone towards you. *Que laughter*
Tony cringes at the obvious self promo that's being shoved into Ty's mouth for a good laugh.
-"OKAY MAN.. THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT IF YOU'RE SO FOND OF THIS CHICK WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER AND BE FRIENDS?"
"well..." Ty looks down at his phone, stroking it a bit. "t-that's the plan..."
Right as Ty says those words, almost on cue, the girl walks through the door. Ty is in awe, while no one else really gives a crap about this girl, Ty sees something worthy of his jaw laying on his desk.
Ty quickly pushes his friend back to his desk trying to quiet him down, but in retaliation his friend lightly gives him just a little push back... causing his weak body to go flying out of his chair and landing...
...right in front of Mandy...
She looks down at him, "uh-?"
Ty's face immediately rushes red, "O-Oh shit.. I must look like an idiot right now... h- huh..?" he looks up at this beautiful goth mommy standing over him.
She giggles a bit, then steps over him to head to her desk at the back of the class.
Ty puts his face into his hands and screams a bit before getting up and brushing himself off.
-"NICE ONE MAN" Tony lets out a loud chuckle.
"h-hey not everyone can be as flawless as you man.. and- It makes me human, I'm sure she's not going to judge me too much on one little trip." He quiets down as the class starts its lesson.