Here's a real conversation I had with my friend
My friend:hey (my name)
Me:hey (her name)
Her:so in Sunday School today we were looking up scriptures and one of them was in 2 Peter-
Me:oh god
Her:what?
Me:promise me you didn't shout high king Peter the magnificent
Her:can't make promises I can't keep
Me:👁💧👄💧👁