carrots & green beans

60 1 5
                                    

okay its been a long day and i want green beans. mini wheats said.
well shut the fuck up and wait, we have guest coming over. pea said. 
which is?
me.

i am truly god in its finest form

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

i am truly god in its finest form.
now give me carrots.
but i want green beans. 
no. be quiet wheat rat. you are eating carrots.
peas and carrots, carrots and peas, come out of the sky, please please please. pea commanded. 
yes. okay. we get carrots.
fuck you fat man i wanted green beans.
go back to an orphanage. 
i might just go back to goldilocks and the 3 bears.
so i can get eaten alive rather than be here with you.
okay, bye.
bring bacon on your way home! alpha screamed.
yes shawt- ahem, yes dad- yes sir.
okay bye.

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Mar 19, 2023 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Super Why FanficWhere stories live. Discover now