thats kinda gay

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until whyatt broke the silence that had taken over the room.
"guys-"
"wait wait wait. whyatt why is your name spelled that way. at this point i'd rather spell mini wheats instead of your name when im working on contracts." red said.
"since when did we have a contract..?"
"since now loser." pea butted in.
"SHUT SHUT SHUT" mini wheats said. "okay so, guys. we need to do something special this month."
the others tilted their head in confusion.
"its pride month duh."
"whats that?"
"its like lgbt"
"like a blt?"
"no."
"oh."
"what's that?"
"it's to celebrate i think rainbow people during june."
"whats june?"
"it's a month."
"what's a month?"
"...moving on."
they all stood there.
until alpha pig blurted something out.
"im gay."
"what's that?" mini wheats asked.
"i read it on thesaurus.com. it says it means happy or..i ain't neva seen two pretty best friends. always one of them gotta be ugly..?" alpha read.
"huh?"
"oh wait. wrong word. it means happy or 2 men who like each other. ho m o sexual?"
"whyatt i like you."
"i do too."
red's jaw dropped.
"yeah we're best friends."
"ight missy. jaws for royalty don't belong on the floor. pick it up." pea said quite sternly.
red shut her mouth and walked away with pea and alpha and mini wheats hugged.
"thats kinda gay man." woofster said.


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