A/N: ok so I was feeling a little bit bored that time and I thought to try this, comment me if you want more or got any funny line
PS: btw the comic above is not mine
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(Y/n): Imagine getting paid for being cute.
Itadori: haha, you'd be rich, you like a billionaire.
(Y/n): marry me Itadori-san.
Itadori: (y/n)-chan?!
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Itadori: ask me why I love you.
(Y/n): Is this a trap?
Itadori: just ask.
(Y/n): why do you love-
Itadori: *turning on a PowerPoint presentation* I'm glad you asked!
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Itadori: *waiting for his food*
Random teen girl: *flirting at him*
Gojo: you're quiet today, (y/n).
(Y/n): nobody plans a murder out loud.
Gojo: (y/n) no.
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Itadori: (y/n)-chan, can I say something?
(Y/n): sure.
Itadori: your smile is the prettiest smile I've ever seen!!
(Y/n): *shock and blush* but this smile only exist when I'm with you.
Fushiguro who is watching: I think I'm going to throw up wtf.
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(Y/n) who is sleepy: I couldn't sleep last night
Gojo: some say that if you can't sleep, someone is thinking about you.
(Y/n): who the hell would be thinking about me at 3 am??
Itadori: *sweating nervously*
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Itadori: wait, you like me?
Itadori: for my personality??
(Y/n): I know, I was surprised too.
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(Y/n): let's play 21 questions, you go on and start first
Itadori: hmm... What's your favorite color?
(Y/n): triangle. Okay, my turn are you into girls that is not Jennifer Lawrence?
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Uno card: *tell (y/n) she's ugly or draw 25*
Itadori: *draw 25 cards*
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Itadori: I'd die for you (y/n)-chan
(Y/n): I'd kill for you Itadori-san
Fushiguro: Both of you-
Nobara: Need to calm the fuck down!
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Itadori: (y/n)-channn!!! Has anyone seen my girlfriend??
Random person: what does she look like??
Itadori: *sob and tearing up* BEAUTIFUL!!!
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(Y/n) thinks is Itadori who is sitting on the couch: Itadori-san I just wanted to say that you're the love of my life and I'm thankful to have you in my life.
Sukuna turns around with a Itadori unform on it: awww that's so sweet~~ why don't you come here and give me a kiss~
(Y/n):*froze*
(Y/n):*woke up from her dream with Itadori beside her sleeping soundly*
--meanwhile in sukuna innate domain--
Sukuna: *sleeping*
(Y/n): *slap the back of his head* stay the hell away from my dreams
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(Y/n): so what do you want to eat Itadori-san?
Itadori: you.
(Y/n): *flustered*
Itadori: Not now but maybe later hehe~
Gojo, nobara and fushiguro who is watching:
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(Y/n): *tried to eat the crepe but too full, so give it to Itadori*
Itadori: *happily take the crepe and eat it*
Itadori and (y/n): *completely forgot about the indirect kiss*
Gojo, nobara and fushiguro who is watching:
Fushiguro: *mutter* should we tell them?
Gojo: *mutter* no
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Itadori: Quick! Take my hand!
(Y/n): *hold his hand* why? What's happening?
Itadori: *intertwining her finger* nothing, I just want to hold hands.
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Itadori: are you trying to romance me?
(Y/n): *literally just breathing* yes??
Itadori: it's working
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𝓦𝓱𝔂 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱? 𝕴.𝖄𝖚𝖚𝖏𝖎 𝖝 𝕱!𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗 (Discontinued)
Action"Nee... Itadori-san." "Yeah (y/n)-chan?" "Can you promise me something?" "Sure! What is it?" "You wouldn't leave me alone, would you?" "I won't." A/n: Please don't copy the series
