Ships I ship and don't ship or made

hayate x genma

eriko: doughter what is this

hayate: we are just friends

Kohari: son what is this

genma: we are just friends

kotetsu: cute

izumo: I know I ship it

yugao: my hayate-chan stay away genma

genma: we are just friends

hayate: mom we are friends *back hits a wall*

eriko: why is he touching you like that then *makes a fist*

hayate: he didn't actually do it mom its fan art

brandon: don't lie doughter *balls his fist*

hayate: *jumps to madara* 

madara: whats wrong

brandon: get back here

eriko: *byokugon* get back here doughter

madara: hayate whats wrong

hayate: *whispers they are trying to hit me because of the picture of this ship* 

madara: *looks at title and picture* *whisper did he do that actually do that*

hayate: *whispers don't tell them if I tell you*

madara: *I won't*

hayate: *whispers he did do it I let him do it he asked me I don't know why I let him though*

madara: *whispers you love him thats why*

eriko: madara give me hayate

brandon: brother gave me my doughter

madara: no I will not that didn't happen you two its fanart it's not real

genma: its fanart mom *back hits hashirama and mito*

mito: whats wrong genma

genma: my mom is mad because of the picture of this ship

mito: *looks at title and photo* 

mito: *grabs genma* *goes to her room with tobirama and tsunade*

tobirama: mito why am I here

mito: genma is in love did that happen genma in the photo

genma: don't tell anyone this guys but yes that happened

tsunade: you can't do that without permission did hayate accept that

genma: strangely she did

hayate: *gets flung in the room* oww

mito: you ok hayate

hayate: no

mito: what happened

hayate: my mom and dad throw me in here because they think it happened

mito: *walks over whisper I know it happened I know you lied to them*

hayate: *whisper I know but they don't like me near him so I had to tell them something*

mito: *why don't they like you near him*

hayate: *whispers because they hate the shiranui clan so if they finds out it true they will kill him and I love him don't tell him*

mito: *whispers I won't*

tobirama: eriko leave her alone it didn't happen why don't you leave her alone