Midari Headcanons

Being a simp isn't fun ok😞✊ (sfw)

Sfw

She's either always crying or hasn't cried in years like it's either
"Hey girl🤪 it's ok to cry nonONO PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME"
or it's " Every time I see you your crying again do your tear ducts just fucking leak? "

Simps for weird characters in whatever game or show she's in. She swears the beast titan is daddy.

Has an Android, she couldn't deal with the earphone jack being taken out.

Has no idea how to work a printer, she gets the others on the council to print everything for her.

Was a leash kid, she feels a kinship with other leash kids✊.

Got distracted in class and almost bit her finger off.

All the hot topic employees know her, she's friends with every one of them.

Knows every small hole-in-the-wall restaurant or bar in the whole city.

Low-key wanted to be a dentist as a kid.

Chugged a bottle of Pepto Bismol on a dare and liked it.

Makes box forts every chance she gets.

Has piled of unfolded laundry everywhere.

Super paranoid and believes she's about to be murdered every time she walks into the kitchen at night. (But being her she probably stays there as long as possible)