It was a fine evening for a guy like Technoblade, he was doing his daily reading about The Art of War and Greek mythology stories and taking care of his little potato farm like he always do
This didn't quite last very long until their neighbor Dream came running through the distance on the little potato farm-
This made Techno VERY angry
Dream: Oh uh- hey Techno, how's it going?
Techno: I would've answered 'fine' before you ran into my potato farm so no, I am not doing so good
Dream: Oh c'mon Techno, it was just a potato farm
That statement made Techno froze
Techno: It was JUST a potato farm? JUST A POTATO FARM??
Dream: Woah there bud- I didn't mean it-
Techno: Oh I'll show you 'just a potato farm' you green teletubby, duel me, right here right now
Dream: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT? AIN'T THAT A BIT TOO FAR??
Techno just gave him an 'are you serious' face then just sighed
Techno: In Minecraft
Dream: Oh- yes I knew that of course
Techno: Then let the battle begin
Techno and Dream went back to their respective houses, opened their PC's and started Minecraft
Dream immediately calls Techno on discord when he's done setting up a private realm for them
Techno: What is it Dre
Dream: You ready to get cooked, pig?
Techno: You ready to lose again, green teletubby?
Dream: Oh it's on!
When Techno finally joined the private realm, the two immediately got ready for the duel
They wore diamond armor, they had weapons like a diamond axe and a crossbow and most importantly, a fishing rod
They faced their characters towards each other and stood their for a hot minute, waiting for the other to take a step forward and make the first move
Dream was nervous but still kept that stupid smile on his face
Techno was confident but he still kept his stance
And then..
Phil: Techno! We're eating dinner get the fuck down here!
Dream got confused but then he did his iconic wheeze
Techno: Uhh- Phil, I'm dueling Dream right now, can it wait?
Phil: It can't fucking wait, get down here now!
Techno sighed in defeat
Techno: Okay then, til next time Dream
Dream: See ya Techno
Then Techno went downstairs to eat with the rest of the sleepy bois
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The Sleepy Boys Household!
FanficWelcome to The Sleepy Boys Household! Starring.. Philza as Philza/Dadza Technoblade as Technoblade Wilbur Soot as Wilbur Soot and TommyInnIt as TommyInnIt! Also featuring.. Tubbo as Tubbo! Here you'll have short stories revolving around the lives of...