The Blood God and The Blob

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It was a fine evening for a guy like Technoblade, he was doing his daily reading about The Art of War and Greek mythology stories and taking care of his little potato farm like he always do

This didn't quite last very long until their neighbor Dream came running through the distance on the little potato farm-

This made Techno VERY angry

Dream: Oh uh- hey Techno, how's it going?

Techno: I would've answered 'fine' before you ran into my potato farm so no, I am not doing so good

Dream: Oh c'mon Techno, it was just a potato farm

That statement made Techno froze

Techno: It was JUST a potato farm? JUST A POTATO FARM??

Dream: Woah there bud- I didn't mean it-

Techno: Oh I'll show you 'just a potato farm' you green teletubby, duel me, right here right now

Dream: WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT? AIN'T THAT A BIT TOO FAR??

Techno just gave him an 'are you serious' face then just sighed

Techno: In Minecraft

Dream: Oh- yes I knew that of course

Techno: Then let the battle begin

Techno and Dream went back to their respective houses, opened their PC's and started Minecraft

Dream immediately calls Techno on discord when he's done setting up a private realm for them

Techno: What is it Dre

Dream: You ready to get cooked, pig?

Techno: You ready to lose again, green teletubby?

Dream: Oh it's on!

When Techno finally joined the private realm, the two immediately got ready for the duel

They wore diamond armor, they had weapons like a diamond axe and a crossbow and most importantly, a fishing rod

They faced their characters towards each other and stood their for a hot minute, waiting for the other to take a step forward and make the first move

Dream was nervous but still kept that stupid smile on his face

Techno was confident but he still kept his stance

And then..




Phil: Techno! We're eating dinner get the fuck down here!

Dream got confused but then he did his iconic wheeze

Techno: Uhh- Phil, I'm dueling Dream right now, can it wait?

Phil: It can't fucking wait, get down here now!

Techno sighed in defeat

Techno: Okay then, til next time Dream

Dream: See ya Techno

Then Techno went downstairs to eat with the rest of the sleepy bois

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