It was a warm and summery day, Omega-Shrek and Alpha-Lord Farquaad were out on a picnic in Shrek's swamp. Shrek was eating slugs, while Lord Farquaad was enjoying some gingerbread cookies.
Everything was going swell, up until the cookie started screaming loudly, "Daddy stop!" the gingerbread yelled. Lord Farquaad's face immediately dropped. "I thought I told you not to say that in front of shrek!" He barked. The two of them argued for what seemed like centuries. Shrek watched the scene unfold, with terror and betrayal in his eyes, he stormed away from the two of them. After his dramatic outburst, he cried in his outhouse with the moon crescent on it. His heart was filled with angst. But then he got the best idea ever. "I need to turn my swamp into a trendy e-girl hangout!" he exclaimed. So he made his way through the onion patch, all the way to Spencers. As he was walking was thinking... he wanted to be just like an Alpha. From then on, he was Alpha-Shrek. He walked through the front doors of Spencers only to find a tail sticking out from one of the isles in the back of the store. Is that Donkey? NO...... it can't be! He ran all the way to the back of the store only to find Donkey looking at Fishnets and fake shlongs. "DONKEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Shrek shouted. Shrek watched as Donkey trembled in fear as he held the Bunny Girl Senpai outfit behind his back. "N- nothing shrek-senpai!" Donkey said softly. Shrek glanced at what he was holding, and then locked eyes with Donkey. Is he the one? Shrek asked himself. How could a Donkey-Omega like him have such good taste in outfits? "Hey, Donkey wanna come over to my place?"
