Any normal person knows about miss. America, then the miss (whatever state)
well doll me up and give me a tiara because i just won the award
Miss. Awkward 2012
OK i am the shut up nerdy girl at home who sits in her room and reads all day erry day, and when i come out i get the usual "She's alive!" and i don't give a fuq what they think cuz its my step mom and dad i mean she wants me to become expertise smarticles and he raised me on football and Pepsi! I don't even ask for anything other than books for holidays because they are always like "we are a bit tight on money......" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and im just like *my family is crazy* and my brother is attempting to sing pittbull while doing the gayest dance ever and i am just like *face-palm* i can't even stay in my room my dad inturrupts every 5 mins to ask if i want to "play" a game or actually watch the game with him........ i hate it and then on the phone with my relatives im like
"so..... hows life"
and they are like
"good.... how bout yours"
and im like
"you know reading through all of my could be teenage memories because im to good of a daughter to tell my dad i don't want to come vist him."
*insert crickets here*
Bing Bing Bing winner winner chicken dinner a penny to everyone who thought that was the akward moment because it was!!!!!!
oh wait im so poor i don't have enough penny's to give you each one
oh wait no ones even here to read this.
im all a lone in this world me and my poor pennyless self.
*breaks into song*
home
home on the range
where the dear and the antelope play.
oh i don't have a range....
*screams at phone*
"Dictionario what is a range Senorita"
*phone says*
"UNKNOWN"
*ME*
"HOLD UP"
"MY PHONE CAINT TALK......."
*PHONE*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ME*
"da faq"
*pillow pet*
...............
*me*
"dopy.... don't go into the light"
*pillow pet*
.............
*me sobbing*
"dopy....no you can't leave me on this dreaded planet I'll die from drowning"
*pillow pet*
...........
*me planing funeral & sobbing*
"no its a cat, you can't just throw it in the trash!" "for Christ sakes people find your humanity"
*insert crickets*
*on looker*
...........
*person in charge of flushing liquids from the body in a different building*
*holds up pillow pet*
"da fuq is dis......."
