A school life for idiots

Episode 4: Talent Show

(Hey guys, I forgot some of the order to the talent show went so some I'll be changing except the end of it)

The day started with Grif and Simmons running as fast as they could(well Simmons ran, Grif just kinda jogged while gasping for air like a blowfish), as they were going saw four people up ahead, two boys and and two girls, the strangest part was the girls were carrying the boys and in not very dignified ways, as Grif saw this and had an idea

Grif: Hey Simmons, 'hooo' why don't you carry me that would 'wheeze' get us there way faster.

Simmons: Or you can just exercise instead of laying on the couch and eating junk food every day Fatass.

Grif: Come on man 'haaa' I'm dying over here.

Simmons: Maybe if you didn't smash our rooms alarm clock we wouldn't have to be running late.

Grif: That thing had it coming!

The two soldiers then ran past the teens as they stood there talking, which caught there attention and made both Kazuma and Subaru to yell

Both K & S: Oh crap right!

Rerugen was standing at the gate looking at his watch, he then heard commotion to his left and looked to see (in order) Rem and Darkness in the front, Simmons behind them by like a few inches, and Kazuma, Subaru and Grif in the back trying to keep up, then Rem, Darkness and Simmons ran through the gate, Subaru was in front of the gate and stopped when Rerugen said

Rerugen: Natsuki Subaru, YOU'RE LATE!

Subaru: Nooooooo!

Rerugen: And you two.

Shows Grif and Kazuma trying to climb over the wall

Rerugen: YOU'RE LATE AS WELL!

They both fell on their knees and screamed

G & K: Nooooooo!

We then see Subaru, Grif and Kazuma outside the classroom with three buckets of water for each (two there carrying in there hands and one on there heads), there was a silence between the three until Subaru started to make conversation

Subaru: So you're Kazuma right?

Kazuma: Yes I'm Kazuma.

Subaru: Kazuma Satou.

Kazuma: Yep that's me.

Subaru stares at Kazuma for two seconds before asking

Subaru: You wouldn't happen to be-

Kazuma: Wait, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

The two put down their buckets and then started to point to each over (Grif feeling like a third wheel)

K & S: So were you... reincarnation/summoned to another world!

Kazuma: Summoned?

Subaru: Reincarnated?

Grif watched this and was thinking

Grif: 'Did they forget I was here of something, huh so this is what it feels like to be in the middle of mine and Simmons conversations'

Then Rerugen opened the door and said (one of the greatest dub sentences of anime history)

Rerugen: Hey, less talkity and more buckety!

After he closed the door, both Kazuma and Subaru walked away presumably going to talk, leaving Grif all alone holding his buckets

Grif: 'sigh' God dammit.