friends.
we all have at least one friend. here are types of friends. and, either you have these types of friends or you are this type of friend.
1. The Pervert
I know that I have this friend.
they're the type of person that'll turn anything into something sexual, or make inappropriate jokes, or just be a sicko whenever they can. but chances are, they can make you laugh.
2. The Nerd
this is the friend that you always go to for the answers on the homework you forgot to do. they are smart, hence the name, and aren't afraid to prove it.
3. The sports freak
this is the person that always walks up to you and is like “did you see the football game last night?" or “did you see the baseball game last night?" um. No, because I was to busy eating food and being on Instagram... Oops. but this person is obsessed with sports, whether they play it them self or they watch it 24/7. they. love. sports.
4. The Joker
No not the enemy of Batman. *rolls eyes* this person tries to make everything funny. they are a lot like the perverted friend, but their humor is a lot less....dirty. they can make basically anyone laugh, sometimes even the teacher.
5. The Trouble Maker
this is the person that is always getting into trouble. No matter the situation, they seem to be getting their ass into mischief. they disobey what they're parents/teachers tell them to do, they push their limits, and they're always fishing for a laugh, but for all the wrong reasons.
6. The Gamer
This person has an obsessive personality with Video Games. it's their passion. it's literally all they talk about, and they always seem to know what Video Games are coming out.
7. The annoying one
this person doesn't know when to STOP. they figure out all the ways to push your buttons, and then seem to act like it's your fault when you snap. they follow you around, doing everything they possibly can to annoy you.
8. the motivational speaker
this is the person that, when something is wrong, give a speech about how life will get better and that there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. you always feel better after talking to them.
9. the flirt
this is the person that doesn't take no for an answer. they flirt with you, and flirt with you, and flirt with you, until you can't take it anymore. they use cheesy pick up lines, and make cheesy moves. *stretches and yawns, putting arm around your shoulder* you know what I mean?
10. the drama queen/king
this is the person that loves to cause drama, they enjoy being the center of attention. it's like they think the whole world should revolve around them, and they tend to make things a bigger deal then they actually are.
*drops pencil* oh my god of course. why does everything bad happen to me?? ugh I'm such a klutz... *expects everyone to talk about her dropping her pencil for the next 4 months.*
11. the innocent one
this is the person that doesn't get any of the dirty jokes, but they laugh anyway. they don't understand the concept of swearing, or using any kind of inappropriate language. they wouldn't ever use a cuss word. or make a sexual joke. because they're too innocent.
