Hello guys! You're ready for some storys? This are the storys of King Jim Moriarty and his Sniper/Boyfriend Sebastian Moran.
Okay, I definitely have to change that.
Frightening much Parent!Mor, if you ask me, but I don't think that is bad.
⚡️Have fu...
Because the last one made me cry.... Some funny Parent!Mor for you!
It was Dinnertime. The Moran-Moriarty Family was sitting at the table and ate silently the self made pizza.
Jim set his fork and knife down and asked critical: „Ann? Flynn? Your father's favourite crossbow has recently went missing. You two wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you?"
*Flashback*
„Did you just kill a vending machine with one of dad's crossbows, Ann?" „Yup." „What the fuck, why?" „Cause it ate my money, dumbass. Wanna have some crisps?" „Well, once it's dead....um why not?"
*Flashback end*
The blonde girl silently chewed on her pizza and looked at her father like ‚what-the-fuck-do-you-want-I-am-eating' while Flynn indignantly said: „First I am deeply insulted and hurt, that you would accuse your own children of such a heinous crime. Second-" „Just put it back in the case, once you're done with it. And for gods sake don't get caught, kiddies." Sebastian cut him off.
„Stop calling us ‚kiddies' and we'll think about it, dad." Ann replayed.
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