Heidi X Cartman : No big feelings

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Cartman walked out alone, He watched Stan and Kyle smiling while cracking jokes to each other, He looked to see Kenny and Butters holding hands while walking into the janitors closet, Which then made him grunt out annoyed, He looked over to see Craig and Tweek and saw them watching a YouTube video, Craig was leading aginst the locker and Tweek was him his arms.

There wasn't an easy way to say this, He felt single as fuck, Usually, he didn't care about being alone on Valentine's day; But it easier not to care when your friends are just as bitter as you around this time but since they were all in relationships he was forced to feel the awful feeling of being single on Valentine's day all by himself.

He walked to the library seeing Pete and Bebe basically having sex in the middle of the anime manga section, Cartman sighed and looked over to Jimmy who was chatting up with Henretta.

Cartman growled watching Jimmy flirting with Henrietta and her enjoying the attention, Don't get him wrong he actually liked Jimmy but the thought of him smashing anyone; even if it was just Henretta made his blood boil.

He walked out he tried just to ignored all the kissy happy couples but it was so hard, He saw flowers, big teddy bears, heart-shaped chocolates, and big corny Hallmarks cards; everywhere he looked all he could see was happy smiling couples and he just wanted to leave and go home.

But he knew it wasn't worth it because he knew his mom and Rodger were having a three-day Valentines sex weekend and he didn't want to hear any of that

The worst part about this that even when all his friends weren't with him he still had Clyde to bitch too but even Clyde had plans with Token and was staying at his house and they were going to the dance too so he was definitely alone.

As going through the day it was lunchtime, While he was holding a tray of food and he looked around seeing everyone sitting on their laps, feeding each other, and some were just making out instead of eating.

Cartman sighed and walked to an empty table, He took a big angry bit of his peanut butter and Jelly sandwich while watching everyone, The whole day he didn't say a word, Not because he didn't want to just felt too sad to say anything even something mean.

He looked to see Timmy and another girl sharing food off the same plate while smiling at each other

"Seriously? Even Timmy? He can't even hold a fucking spoon" Cartman growled under his breath while drinking a milk box 

"Cartman didn't we talk about you not talking shit about other people behind their back," Heidi told him and sat down next to him

"Oh hey," Cartman said surprised as she sat down next to him

"Are you okay?" Heidi asked while taking a bite of her apple 

"Yeah" Cartman nodded and finished his sandwich

"Yeah same, Seeing people happy usually makes me happy but not when Valentimes is just around the corner," Heidi said while eating more of the apple 

"Yeah, Hey so are you still gay?" Cartman asked in a bored tone while eating a cookie

"Yeah sorry" Heidi giggled while drinking a small bottle of water

"No, No I didn't mean it that way, I just meant...are you going to the dance?" Cartman asked 

"Yeah" Heidi answered

"Oh, you have a date?" Cartman asked surprised and shocked

"No, just going with myself, I need to get out of the house" Heidi explained while finishing a bottle of water

"Oh cool, Want to go?" Cartman asked 

"Like a date?" Heidi asked confused 

"No, Just two...people hanging out" Cartman smiled while rubbing the back of his neck 

Heidi looked at him and smiled

"Okay, You know where I live, Pick me up at 8," Heidi told him and grabbed her lunch tray and walked away from him

"Huh" Cartman smiled and he could feel himself feeling much better and started eating again but he looked happier while eating.

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