Clean Up With Penguins

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Coming from the horizon, a loud rear sound is heard. Wubbzy is mortified from what he just did. He doesn't think of it until he listens the sound slowly near towards his area. A large grey 3D rectangle comes through the top. The more it enters, the more Wubbzy notices its features. Wheels begin to appear. Pitch black tainted windows on the side. There are no curves, the design is completely quadrilateral. A dramatic light appears and a shadow of 4 small figures is casted.

The Penguins Of Madagascar come straight through the roof inside Elon Musks cyber truck.

"Well, well, well... what do we have ourselves here boys", his arms in a kung fu position.
"Skipper, wha- what is this sticky situation" as he looks up at him.
"Woah- woah, this is not what I expected", he drops his notebook and pen on the sticky discharge.
"Gabagajfkdisjdi", his mouth begins to water at the sight of the white substance.

Skipper points at the the counter in which Wubbzy is. "Kowalski, you know what to do... analysis". "Al- Alr-.. alright Skipper". Rico beings sliding and gobbling the discharge as Private stares in disgust.

"Who are you guys", Wubbzy exclaims in the most flattered expression possible. "We are.. The Penguins Of Madagascar from the not so acclaimed Dreamworks movie. Let's just say we aren't from the same universe. Maybe I just gave too much. Our versions here are actually part of some mediocre writing piece that this white gay is producing for fun. Super fun fact but did you know that he identifies as a barb, in other words a stan of the critically acclaimed Artist Nicki Minaj? Let's hope that at the time for the person who is reading this in their reality, Anaconda has already hit 1 billion views. Where was I at again?". Wubbzy can not comprehend what is going on. "Wha?" The Penguins stare at him and then sigh. "Look.. me and the boys can detect when an emergency is going on. We got the call. We must clean up this... awkward situation. No time to waste. Kowalski, Rico, Private, GO GO GO".

Kowalski builds a catapult using Y = mx + b in a few milliseconds. Rico continues drinking the discharge oblivious to anything their leader said. Private begins.. trying his best to clean up the mess with his floppy flippers. Skipper walks up to Wubbzy in classy fashion. He begins interrogation.

"What is your name young fella", staring at him in the most passive aggressive way.
"My name is Wubbzy".
"Well Wubbzy.. we must get straight to the point, how the —— did you make her squirt so much". His eyes begin to open in curiosity.
"Well.. I used my entire tail".
"Damn no wonder the whole place is flooded, her pussy is probably a graveyard at this point. Damn.. might turn me on as well. The way you look like a baka...", he suddenly jumps acknowledging what he just said. "Excuse that, I got carried away".
"Well, well I guess", Wubbzy is still flattered.

By the time their conversion was over, the whole placed looked as good as new. Everything was back in place and perfectly polished.

"Well our job is done here, take care Señor".
Private grabs a vile filled with a purple liquid to remind himself of the clean up. He stores it in Rico's mouth were several other relics are in place. They entered the cyber truck and activate the unicorn fart glitter from the inside of the vehicle. They begin to fly away, back into whatever the horizon has in store for them next.

Wubbzy looks over and notices that Gidget might be critically injured. Her stomach is damaged the same way that one guy on Twitter had his stomach damaged after he fucked himself with a chair".

"Wow, wow, wow.. I just can't catch a break".

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