long distanced love

chap. 9

As they opened the gold lined door to the mansion, Felicity grew wings and flew inside because she's a cool ferret. As they entered the mansion, Liv (THE BEST COUSIN EVER!!!!!!!11!!!!) ordered Amy's very good chef to cook them all some crab and lobster linguine. "What the fuck Liv I HATE crab linguine !!' Mark yelled running outside while his hair flowed behind him dramatically. Everyone ran into Amy 2.0's living room and made themselves comfortable. Liv took the TV remote and placed Felicity on her lap, "Felicity what do you wanna watch HM? 🤔🤔🤔🤔" Liv asked.

Of course she didn't reply as she's a ferret but Liv nodded in an understanding way and put the first channel in sight on. The Chef soon came in with their crab and lobster linguine. Just as they started eating Amy 1.0 spat out her linguine (in shock because the linguine was amazing) and yelled "OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS MARK IN A FURRY SUIT," After that everybody's attention was drawn to the 55 inch TV and to their surprise there was mark.. in a furry suit. Tony grabbed his keys and ran outside and drove to Pennsylvania where the furry con was, and of course there he was dancing with his fellow furry buddies. Tony flew back to Florida traumatised after seeing that horrific sight. Everyone had finished their linguine and switched to a different channel. They had all fell into a deep slumber apart from Amy 2.0 and Chris because they were kissing.

Macaroni:

Liv and Tony had recently just moved into their new mansion with their bestys, Amy 1.0, Mark, Lucid, Amy (MY BESTY1!!!) and Chris Breezy. Tony had a passion for macaroni which Liv didn't really understand but it was his FAVOURITE meal for some weird reason. Liv opened a pack of macaroni and poured it into the bubbling water, stirring it with a wooden spoon. Tony was on his stupid ugly phone with an ugly case that Liv insited he got rid of, but he didnt listen. Liv quickly turned her attention back onto the pasta and soon enough it was ready to be drained out. She poured the pasta in a sieve and Tony SNATCHED it from her rudely.
" Let ME show you how to do this Liv...." He shoved her out the way and began to grate cheese in a violent manner. He grated it into a china bowl that he had bought Liv for her birthday. She didn't hate it but she certainly didn't love it. She proceeded to make her way into the grand dining room where Mark and Niloy were playing cards. In the armchair, Amy 1.0 was reading a book. Liv peers over and realises she's watching porn on her phone. Amy shuts the book and walks off, huffing and puffing as she walks up the stairs. Tony calls Liv back and they eat macaroni and talk about their tent plans. Amy walks in, sniffing the air. "EW... WUT IN THE WORLD DID YOU JUST MAKE....." She looks over and realises Liv and Tony had made macaroni, and frowns. "There's macaroni from last week.. You could've eaten that you know....." Liv shoots an unapproving frown. "No ew it would be ROTTEN." Amy shrugs, grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge and then turns back to face Liv. "Remember how we were going to go down to the homeless shelter to see.. THEM... WELL.. we could give them rotten macaroni as a sign of LOVE AND PEACE!!" Liv smirks and Tony puts his knife and fork together and puts his plate on the side. "Alright, you guys discuss this, I'm gonna play with da boys." He HUGS Liv and walks into the gaming room. He sits down next to Chris who is talking to his brother Jay about KFC coupons. "NO JAY.. I DIDN'T SPEND THEM?? JUST CHECK MY EMAILS AGAIN.'' He slams down the phone but quickly picks up the xbox controller and begins to play. Mark walks in and sits with Amy 1.0, playing with her shiny brown locks. It smelt of GREEN APPLES LIKE WUT. Amy and Liv are in the kitchen, dishing up plates of rotten macaroni cheese for Bri and Ava, and Amy cuts out labels that have their names printed on the front and sticks them on the top of the containers. Then Liv places the macaroni in a bag and they grab the car keys, and open the front door. Amy waves goodbye to Chris and Tony waves at Liv because he's too fucking lazy to get up. Amy starts the engine and they drive off to the homeless centre.