Miss Briggs: She is right outside.
Mr Franklin: yes, good. Let's have a little talk with her.
Miss Briggs: Carly , get in here. Right now .
Mr Franklin: Have a seat. So I understand you put some flyers up all over the school ?
Carly: Yes ,I did.
Miss Briggs: Punk!
Mr Franklin: Miss Briggs
Miss Briggs: I'm calm.
Mr Franklin: Carly , this flyer. It's ... a it's a ... Miss Briggs: it's not funny. Why would you photo doc my onto the body of a rhinoceros ?
Carly: Well , I ...
Mr Franklin: Rhinoceros? Oh , no, no , no. She made you a hippopotamus .
Carly: No, no. She's a rhinoceros . A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout.
Mr Franklin: But the Rhinos are the fat guys.
Miss Briggs: what does it matter? I think we should call her father in to discuss this.
Carly: My dad's stationed in Europe right now.
Mr Franklin: He's in the Military.
Miss Briggs: Well there must be some adult in charge of her.
Carly: My older brother Spencer .
Miss Briggs: Oh , yes , the artist .
Carly: He's a great artist.
Mr Franklin: Look , we don't need to call her brother in about this . I'm sure that you can come up with a suitable punishment .
Miss Briggs: Fine. You know , Carly , I am in charge of the talent show this year.
Carly: Yeah , you're holding auditions on Saturday.
Miss Briggs: No, you are . I will be enjoying my Saturday while you videotape the auditions for me. Carly: No! I'm going to see cuddlefish play live at the Hawthorne on Saturday !
Miss Briggs: Not anymore . Carly: Come on!
Miss Briggs: it's what you get for turning me into a hippopotamus .
Carly : Rhinoceros .
Miss Briggs: Get out.
Carly: Right.
( Icarly Theme Song plays)
Sam: Say you're sorry .
Boy: I'm sorry !
Sam: And what are you sorry for ?
Boy: For saying you're aggressive !
Sam: And what am I again ?
Boy: Pretty and sweet ! Sam: Thank you ! Now the next time ... Hair , hair , hair .
Carly: Hi.
Sam: Did you get in trouble?
Julianna: of course she got in trouble !
Carly: Teachers tend to get upset when you put their heads on the bodies of big , fat animals ! Julianna: I can't believe you let her talk you into taking the blame for you!
Sam: You had to . I've already been suspended once this semester . If I'd gotten busted they'd have expelled me .
Carly: Well , here's an idea .
Sam: What?
Julianna: Stop doing bad things !
Sam: Okay. Chillax
Carly: I will not chillax ! And get excited because ,'cause you , Julianna and I get to spend our entire Saturday here videotaping kids ' auditions for the talent show . Sam: No Way , gross . Julianna: That's her punishment . So it's our punishment ,too.
Sam: All right , whatever .
Carly: You know , anybody but me would punch you right in the head.
Sam: Which is why you are my best friend .
Julianna: Good to know .
Carly: Now why are you ours ?
Sam : Because I'm a lovable person.
Freddie: You dropped this !
Julianna: Thanks , but you really ...
Freddie: I was gonna walk you home from school but I couldn't find you. Hey!
Julianna: Freddie , were you just looking out your peephole waiting for me to come home?
Freddie: No !
Julianna: Freddie .
Freddie: Yes.
Julianna: I thought we talked about this . We can be Buds , but you gotta get over this crush thing . I already have a boyfriend.
Freddie: I am over it. Seriously. I'm in love with you . You just wanna be friends . And I'm totally cool living with that constant pain.
Julianna: Oh , god
Freddie: Hey , i here you and Carly to need to borrow a camcorder to tape some auditions.
Julianna: Yeah but I choose Spencer's .
Freddie: Look , you will change your mind . You know my digits .
Carly: Hey , she doesn't need your cellphone .
Freddie: you can have it .
Julianna: We're home.
Spencer: Hey Kiddos! Up here just taking some pics of my robot sculpture . Smile!
Carly: You know for most eighth grade girls , if they came home and found their 26 - year - old brother dangling upside down from the ceiling over a giant robot made out of soda bottles , It'd be weird .
Spencer: You're saying I'm abnormal .
Julianna: Do we have to say it come down from there before you hurt yourself .
Spencer: No worries . I got my leg wrapped around this pipe .
Julianna: I can't believe your in charge of us but mainly Carly since I'm only here because my parents work late.
Spencer: please help me stand up .
Carly: Are you all right?
Spencer: Yeah. Nope . I dislocated my shoulder again. One sec. yeah that fixed her.
Julianna: Good. So listen , we need a favour .
Spencer: Shoot.
Carly: We have to tape a bunch of auditions at school on Saturday.
Spencer: Fun.
Julianna: yeah , not really . Anyway , would you let us borrow your video camera?
Spencer : I would.
Carly: Awesome .
Spencer: Though I cant .
Julianna: Why not ?
Spencer: I made it into a squirrel.
( At school)
Carly: I told you the front doors would be locked .
Julianna: You gotta go around the blue doors in back of the ... Oh my God .
Freddie:Morning, Jules .
Carly: See you in a sec.
Julianna: Freddie?
Freddie: What do you think of my equipment? Carly: We just asked to borrow your video camera . What is all this?
Freddie: Well , that's a 3-chip high - def camcorder with a Hyper - cardioid condenser microphone. mounted on a carbon fire tripod with a low - drag fluid head. I also brought you juice and a bagel.
Sam: Hey , You invited the doof.
Julianna: Sam.
Freddie: Man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.
Sam: "She". I'm a she , Freddie , as in " girl" .
Freddie: Barely . Just keep your hands of my Av equipment.
Sam: You mean I can't play with the White Balance on your super - Dee- Duper - Dee camcorder?
Freddie: Sure ! Everybody jokes about the white balance till the skin tones go magenta.
Sam:Annie Will never love you .
Freddie: That's it . I'm taking my stuff and I'm going home.
Julianna: Please stay.
Freddie: Okay .
Carly: Okay , Jeb , you ready to audition ?
Jeb: Yeah. I will be performing a scene from a French play Okay.
Julianna: We don't know what that means , but knock us out. Rolling?
Freddie:Rolling.
JeB: But where did she go ? I don't know .
But When will she be back? I don't know !
Well where can I find her? I tell you , I do not know !Carly: Okay!
Sam: Nice job ! Okay what'd you think ?
Julianna: I don't know!
Sam: You don't know?
Carly: I tell you I do not know !
Sam: But you must know !
Julianna: How can I know when I do not know? Sam: I don't know .
Girl 1: I will play the trumpet.
Carly: Great.
Sam : Nice .
Girl: While hopping on this pogo stick.
Sam: that's what I'm talking about !
Carly: You go ,girl! Yeah. Pogo- tastic!
Julianna: That's awesome jump and Blow!
Boy : So the doc says , why'd you wait so long to Bring her in?
Boy:So I say " I liked the eggs".
Carly: That's awesome
Julianna: Thanks Not that funny.
Sam: No , no , not at all . But forget that . Can we please discuss the boys hair and glasses? He looks like Miss Briggs.
Carly: Yeah , except he doesn't have Miss Briggs , crazy pointy Boobs.
Sam: I know What is up with those?
Julianna: It's like she stuffs Waffle cones in her Bra . Sam: Totally ! I mean she could Poke an Eye out with one of those things.
Carly: We've still got a 11 more kids to see .
Sam: Oh! 11?
Julianna: Calm down . They can't get Worse . And I was wrong .
( Timeskip To filming Icarly).
Carly: Hey , can we use the third floor as a kind of Tv studio ?
Spencer: Well , I don't know...
Julianna: Thanks! You rock .
Spencer: Wait , I didn't say ... why do you need.. okay , later!
Freddie: 52 seconds.
Julianna: Sam , come on !
Sam: sorry I had to pee!
Carly: you always have to pee.
Sam: Well it's either that or I explode .
Freddie: 45 seconds !
Julianna: We're on our way up !
Carly: You know what to do ?
Sam: We Sit together me on the left , you on the right and Annie on my Right .
Carly: Camera Opens on the sign , pans down to me. Julianna: ... We chat with all the kids with great talents. You got it?
Sam: I'm down.
Freddie: 20 seconds!
Sam : Here we go. I look good ?
Carly: Perfect . Me?
Sam: You got something in your teeth .
Carly: Get it out ! Get it out ... Hey , there , people of Earth. I'm Carly shay and this is our very first webcast of a little show we call Icarly.
Sam: She's Carly and that's Annie ( points to her right)
Carly: She's Sam .
Sam: Sam I am. Carly, Sam , Annie .
Julianna: I think they're clear. Demonstrate the thing .
Sam: Yeah! With this item provided by our dorky friend Freddie .
Freddie: That's disrespectful !
Sam: We can do this , and this . And this.
Carly: Okay tonight we're gonna show you some kids with super insane talents.
Sam: Freak show!
Julianna: Stop it . Okay this , first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk.
Sam: This is so deliciously gross .
Carly: Snort the milk into his nose.
Sam: it's the best thing ever.
Julianna: And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes.
Sam: I wanna marry this boy .
Carly: Let's Bring him out . Simon Kendall !
Gibby : you're up dude !
Sam: Okay , Simon you ready to show us your freakish talent?
Sam: Do it !
Julianna: let's Go.
Sam: Drum roll.
Carly: Oh , my Gosh . The king of dairy ! The king of dairy!
Sam: You won't see that everyday .
( Timeskip to End of icarly )
Sam: Looking at that goat made me hungry ! Julianna: Well , you can eat soon cause the very first Webcast of Icarly is almost over.
Sam: ( sound effect sad Aww🥺).
Carly: No , no , don't be sad. But first ... Here's some stuff you need to know if you liked our show , tell your friends.
Sam : Your cousins , people you like . People you hate . All people of this planet.
Julianna: That we're gonna be here , live , online every week at icarly. Com.
Sam: in fact next week , Carly's gonna take my tonsils out right here.
Carly: She's lying . But how awesome would that be ? Julianna: So , there is anything you want to see us do or hear about us talk about right here on the show No matter how crazy or weird . Or stupid.
Carly: You can contact us by going on icarly. Com and click on the feedback button.
Sam: Feedback Button ! Click till it hurts ! And if you wanna send us a video of you doing or saying anything cool. Telling a joke , eating a bug just email the video clip to us. Carly and me and Annie. Carly. Me and Sam and Anne.
Julianna: At icarly. Com and If it's cool enough we'll show it right here on Icarly .
Sam: So send us up. Talk back . But be nice . Cause if you are not . We will find where you live. And go to treat with these.
Carly: Ok. Our last freakishly talented kid's name is Taryn James.
Julianna: And she's about to play us out .with her trumpet .
Carly: But with a little extra twist. Hit the button. Get out here Tayrn !
Sam: Will you Look at that! It seems impossible .
Julianna: That is so cool! I wish I could do that ! Carly: Yeah Well , thanks for watching ! Don't forget to tune in next time ! Sam: Oh, my gosh ! This is so much fun ! Freddie: And we're clear
Julianna: Yes we did it.
Carly: Well . Hurry ! You guys are making me nervous .
Freddie: Here it is .
Sam: How many?
Freddie: 37,000!
Spencer: Why are we happy?
Julianna Cause our very first Web show rocked ! Carly: And was watched by 37,000 people.
Spencer: Get out ! My baby sister's a web star . Julianna: Hey , we should have a party , you know to celebrate .
Sam: Yeah , that'd be so tight!
Carly: Yes we should.
Spencer: But it shouldn't be a normal , regular party .
Freddie: Oh no.
Spencer: it needs to be something different, something wonderfully random . Julianna: Crazy hat party?
Freddie: Hey , Awesome party.
Carly : Yeah.
Freddie: you wanna go out into the hall and kiss ?
Julianna: No.
Freddie: Yeah , me neither .
Sam : Hey cupcake .
Carly: There you are! Nice hat .
Sam: Back at you.
Girl: Hi can we get your autographs? We love icarly . Your web show .
Julianna: Sure.
Sam: no Prob.
Carly: There you go.
Sam: There.
Girl: Thanks.
Julianna: Sure.
Girl 2: I love you ,Carly !
Carly: Wow. I just signed an autograph .
Sam:Get used to it . Icarly's a great show. You two might get famous.
Julianna: Yeah. I don't know if we're gonna like that. Boy: Hey . Saw your web show . Pretty hot.
Carly:Yeah, thanks a lot.
Boy2: So you guys wanna dance .
Julianna: Yes but just to be clear I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Cool let's do it .
Carly: I'm gonna like it.
Spencer: Hey! Hey, stop that ! Put her down ! She's not for you ! How pitiful ! Who invited you?
This is the outfit Julianna Wore during Icarly and at the crazy hat party .Julianna Spends a lot of time at Carly's house because her Dad works in the Military and her Mum died in a car accident and her Dad and Carly's Dad are both best friends so Julianna and Carly have known each other for a long time. At some point in this season or season 2 she's gonna break up with her boyfriend because he's cheating on her with another girl. Spencer's like her big brother and Carly's like her sister since she's an only child .
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