Loving a Tech Nerd ( Freddie Benson Fanfic)

INevel

Carly: Check out our Web show at Icarly . Com.
Julianna: Hey, watch icarly this weekend.
Sam: it's gonna be hot . Icarly. Com.
Freddie: Hey , Wesley . Watch icarly this weekend.
Sam: it's gonna be a great show .- icarly.com.
Wesley: Okay, see you .
Julianna: Hey , check out our web show at icarly.com. Thanks.
Carly : Hey , Jeremy . You've heard Of our web show right?
Jeremy : Sure I've seen every ...
Freddie: Flyer?
Jeremy: Yes ,please . Thank you.
Sam: You keep that.
Jeremy: you're nice.
Julianna: Didn't he have a cold last week ?
Carly : Last week , the week before that ... why are we talking weeks? That lump's been blowing his nose nonstop since first grade.  
Julianna: Hey Tasha. Check out our web show this weekend . 
Tasha: Icarly.com ?
Freddie: That's us.  We rock.
Tasha :  if your web show was worth " checking out", I'd have read about it on Nevelocity . Com.
Sam: Hey , just cause our show wasn't reviewed on Nevelocity doesn't mean it's not cool.
Tasha : Actually ,it does . Nevel writes about everything that's cool on the web. And since he's never written anything about icarly , I guess your web show's lame.
Carly: She irks me.
Sam: I wanna do bad things to that chick.
Julianna & Freddie: you should
Sam : I will
Freddie: Cool . What are we gonna ... Whoa ! What are you doing?  I didn't mean me ! Look out !
( Theme song plays)
Spencer: I'm home and I got bags .
Carly : You went shopping . What'd You get?
Spencer : Well , you see ... 
Julianna: Butter , butter, butter ...
Look , butter.
Spencer: I bought a lot of butter.
Carly : Clearly . This all you got ? 
Spencer: No , I also got this thingy that makes the water in your toilet turn blue.
Julianna : Great . So for dinner , we can have butter and blue toilet water.
Spencer : This butter is not for eating. I got hired to create a big sculpture . 
Carly: Made of butter.
Spencer: Yeah , for the bread convention . See . It's toasty the baker. He's the mascot , and they hired me to make a giant sculpture of him out of butter. Ask me what I'm getting paid .
Julianna: Okay , what are...
Spencer: Money ,baby! - Sweet .
Carly: Sweet like corn syrup
Julianna: High Fructose?
Spencer: The Highest.
Carly : Okay , so what are we doing for dinner?
Spencer: What are those tween bellies hungry for?
Julianna: Whatever. First just let us finish this e-mail.
Spencer: Sure. Who you writing?
Carly: This guy ,Nevel , who runs a big website .
Spencer: Nevelocity.
Julianna: Yeah.
Carly: I'm trying to get him to check out our new webcast and maybe write a review for it.
Spencer: That'd be killer . Everybody reads Nevelocity .
Julianna: No kidding ." Please write back , Carly and Julianna.
Carly : There .All sent . Let's hit it.
Spencer: Well , yeah , but first I was kind of hoping ...
Julianna: You wanna go make the toilet water turn blue?
Spencer: So much.
Carly : Do it.
Julianna: Happy ?
Freddie: In five , four , three , two ...
Carly: Hey, welcome to iCarly.
Sam: ( behind the camera )
Check out our new flashy graphic.
Carly: Okay I'm Carly .
Julianna: I'm Julianna .And we like to draw families on our toes.
Carly: Observe.
Julianna: Earthquake!
Carly: Okay , if you though that video was cool...
Julianna: Check out this kid from New York. Carly:He's a Krump dancer.
Sam:( behind the camera) He enjoys Krumping.
Carly: And he does it covered in peanut butter.
Sam:( behind the camera) Krump it up , peanut boy.
Peanut boy: This is for you. Icarly.com.
Julianna: Unbelievable .
Sam: ( behind the camera) But is he smooth or crunchy?
Carly: And does he have a girlfriend covered in jelly?
Julianna: important questions !- important questions!
Julianna: Okay,  next on iCarly we're gonna...
Carly : Who's coming up the elevator?
Sam : ( behind the camera)I... I ordered Chinese food.
Julianna: During the show ?
Sam: ( behind the camera) There's no wrong time to eat an egg roll.
Carly: Okay . Looks like we have a surprise visitor here on Icarly .
Julianna: Hi, food delivery guy.
Sam: ( behind the camera) What's your name?
Chuck: Chuck.
Carly:Chuck! -Chuck !
Julianna: Have you ever been interviewed , Chuck?
Chuck: No.
Sam: ( behind the camera) So , Chuck , where you from?
Chuck: Wisconsin.
Carly: Are you in college?
Chuck: No.     
Sam: ( behind the camera)  Okay. What's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to you while you were delivering food?
Chuck: I don't know .
Julianna: Chuck , you're very boring . And that means it's time for this . Random dancing !
Carly : Our most important webcast ever and you bring on a food delivery guy who was born without a personality.
Sam : The show was still awesome.
Spencer : Hey , you guys got an email from Nevel papperman.
Sam: Nevelocity . Move.
Julianna: Come on . What did the man say?
Carly : He says that he loved our web show , and he wants to interview me and jules.
Sam: Oh ,my God , I can't believe it ! - Yes ! Isn't that cool ? Icarly is on it's way , baby .
Freddie: If Nevel interviews you ...
Chuck: Hey! Your toilet water's blue. Look it.
Julianna: I'll get more .
Freddie : Now he gets a personality .
Spencer: Who's the dude playing in our toilet ?
( The next day )