3 guys walked into a toilet store. The first guy asked "May I ave a wooden toilet seat please?" The second guy asked "Can I have a metal toilet seat?" The 3rd guy asked "Can I have a singing toilet seat." The next day all three guys came back with the seats. The first guy said "I don't like this seat, every time I go to do my business, I get slivers." The 2nd guy came up and said "I don't like this toilet seat because every time I go, my butt gets cold." The third guy came and said "I don't like this toilet seat because every time I got to the bathroom it always sings "Do you see what I see!"
