powers of hancock

chapter 1

Izuku is waking up not at home nope  on a park bench with a my little pony sleeping bag

Izuku:what the fuck why do I have a my little pony sleeping bag?

Me:shut up dawg it's a part of the story quit breaking the forth wall

Izuku:whatever shit was already broken anyway

Now back to the story izuku is sleeping on a park bench when senses the type of people he didn't want to see (take a good guess of who said people are)

???:onii-chan

Izuku:what the fuck is it?

Izumi:please why do you keep doing this to yourself. Whilst behind heirs katsuki,katsume,shoto,and shoka

Katsuki:hey deku why do you look like a fucking hobo

While most people will ignore the constant berating from others izuku isn't most people and when I mean most people I mean he will literally toss yo ass into space.

Izuku:listen you crossed eyed fat looking motherfucking gorilla shitbucket the only reason I don't stick you head up icy hot's ass is because dealing with you bastards already making my mood worse.

Katsuki:why don't you say to my face you quirkless extra

Izuku:I just did bitch weren't you listening

Katsumi:Ichan

Izuku:yes kitten "smirking"

Katsumi:"blushing"when are coming home

Izuku:I'll come home when i feel like it besides my bitch of a sister and the people who was supposed to be parents acted all bitch made when they found out I was quirkless so guess what they can go fuck themselves

Izumi: but onii-chan  please I'm sorry we did mean to

Izuku:didn't mean to yea right

While saying that the tv that's inside the deli shop is showing a drive by going on whilst watching that izumi and the merry band of asswits knew what that means

Izuku gets another bottle of beer off from under the bench while "taking"a pair of glasses from a passerby

Izumi:onii-chan don't

Izuku doesn't care and bends his legs and shoots off into the sky straight towards the drive by going down while he's doing that everyone goes home to alert there parents of what's going to happen.

While izuku is flying towards the dudes driving by he breaks half of the roof and sits in the back seat

All 3 of the gangsters are all shouting who knows what whilst izuku is there saying

"Listen listen I don't give a fuck who did what or who did shit if y'all don't  pull over or give y'all selves quietly I swear to crazy yo head is going up the driver's ass his head is going up ya ass and you short stick ya head is going up my ass

Thug 3: waste this asshole

While shooting at him they also shot the beer he was almost done with continuously shooting at him
They stop to say "what the fuck" he looks at them smirking with his broken pair of glasses (a/n imma skip a couple of parts and just get to the end of these seen if anyone else wants to finish some of the other pages then be my guest)

Izuku:you broke my glasses

Thug 2:I'm sorry man just take mine just please put us down

Izuku:you want down I can give down
I can give you down you want down imma give you down

And y'all know the rest of it