Stretch and edge didn't really plan on being parents, but time comes and you gotta be ready. "I can't-hold it any longer~" I heard stretch moan. I sat up watching them both have a jerk off contest, and I just laughed. "Jesus you guys are horny as fuck" i smiled. They hissed at each other and stopped. "What was that, sans?!" edge growled at me as I ran downstairs. "YOU LITTLE BITCH-" yelped grape. "Language, young man" I laughed. "There's kids in the room!" said strawberry. Blackberry sat up from his nap and started crying, "I'll take care of him dad!" smiled them both. I picked up honey and spice. "Sans-" edge stopped half-way down the stairs and stared at me and the kids. We all played with the younger ones while stretch carried edge downstairs. "Go get to your job, edgey teenager" stretch pushed edge out the door and closed it. "Let me help you out with them, fell" stretch happily groaned. "Where's blueberry, dad?" asked grape."Im not so sure, actually." I was confused why he asked. He neve ryold me why though. "Let's go play in the snow!" shouted straw, grape followed him behind and closed the door. "I'm gonna feed the kids, can you go to the store stretch?" I tiredly asked him. He nodded and kissed my cheek then walked away out the door,smoking like always. "Welp. I'm stuck with you little shits." they all started laughing and I sighed. "Let's get you all fed" I got up and carried them using my magic. "What do you all want-" honey pointed at the cupboard. "Noodles, huh?" they all started smiling. "Well, you all have something in common."
2 years later.
( fell is 28,edge is 24,stretch is 26, all the others are 28. Blackberry is 5, honey is 4 and spice is 4. Strawberry is 14 and grape is 14. Frisk, chara and azzy are 15 and toriel is 32)
"Dad!" said straw. "What's up, buddy?" I sighed. Edge was playing with the kids outside as stretch was doing the washing. "uncle edge is throwing them too hard, and he's using magic!" he giggled. "BOSS!" I screamed out to him. He turned around and screamed "WHAT SANS?!" I threw a ball at him and he smirked. "It's on, bro" I gave him an evil smile. The scores were now 285-286. "Tired, lil bro?" I hissed. "Shut up, sans. Your tired too." we panted and were teleported into the bedroom. Both tied up against the bed. "Hm.." said stretch. We couldn't see because we were blindfolded.
"Huh?-" edge barked. I started blushing a little because I felt someone touch my arm. "Don't touch me!" I hissed. I heard blueberry chuckle as edge tries to get out the chain. "Don't touch my brother, you fucking sicko" edge growled. "Oh. I see,edgey. Let's play this game shall we?" blueberry laughed at his attempts of getting out. "Leave my brother alone, blue. This is only between you and me!" I barked. He started blushing and took my blindfold off. "Awh.. Still as hot as when we first met~" he chuckled and climbed on top of me. I got up after pushing him off me with my power from my waist, and stretch untied me while my brother got undyne. I bolted up and pinned blueberry down and screamed in his face, making him cry." WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" I constantly repeated. I screamed and screamed at him until he left me alone. I closed my bedroom door and I saw boss and undyne fighting. I heard their screeched from my window in the distance. "WELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN.... I CAN'T DO THAT..." papyrus' voice kept fading away from what I could here. I closed the window and sat alone in my bed.
The kids are at school, stretch is away being a teacher at their school, papyrus is still getting his job done with that fuckin' fish lips. My job at my station doesn't really matter anymore. I just need to.. Relax?
These thoughts kept going through my head as I stared at my closet. I got off my bed and grabbed my blade from inside the closet and smiled.
And before I knew it I was impaled. Had stabbed me with her spear, using my brother to teleport me to her and boss stood there. Looking away in ashame. Undyne laughed at me, "You little pathetic waste of space. No wonder papyrus runs from ya!" Undyne continued to throw insults at me like it was papyrus' spaghetti practice. "heh. Undyne, I knew you were so. Fucking. Dumb." I laughed at her while she growled back at me. I grabbed her by the arm and punched her in the face, pulling on her hair and laughing "So what if im weak or not? It doesn't matter in this world, you dirty, slutty, skank. "
Boss started to laugh and couldn't hold back. "You just got punched from someone who is 28 years old! Nyeh heh!" boss pouted. Undyne threw her spear at him, I managed to guard him. "stupid 1 HP freak" Undyne growled. I lost nearly all my health. I was left at 0.001 HP. "Boss.. I love ya, really.. But its time for me to go now. Take care of the kids, will ya?" I slowly closed my eyes as Undyne threw her final strile at me. I slowly turned to dust...
"SANS!" papyrus screamed. I smiled again, slowly fading away. Undyne turned around and saw out children run at her with their powers and stretch was there too.
15 hours later
I had woken up from what seemed like a dream, but a nightmare. I sat up and looked at my left, seeing horror and killer upset. "Guys?" I asked. Horror Sprung up and picked me up. "Hold on. the fu-" horror cut me off by saying I was fine. Around 7 pm, I arrived home from where I Was. I heard edge screaming from inside the house, I jumped to my bedroom window and snuck in. "WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT THESE MISTAKES ARE RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE!" edge screamed,stretch had yelled saying its both their faults. "God fucking damnit.." I muttered. I saw honey and spice sitting at the top of the stairs, so I picked them up and quickly hid back in my room. "What's happening, kiddo's?" I asked quietly. "d-daddy and papa are fighting because papa drank s-some bad juice for adults.." spice tried to explain the alcohol i hid and edge found it, "fuck" I sighed. I let the boys sleep in my bed and I walked downstairs, not looking happy. Stretch and edge stared at me and didn't look very cheerful..
"Ahem." I cleared my throat.
"Hello sans" edge smiled. "Hey fell" stretch blushed.
I sat down and I growled slightly. I stared up at my brother and stretch. "I don't want to see you like this, boss" I watched him sit down and sigh. Stretch sat beside and pulled me close. I could tell my brother was jealous. I walked into the kitchen, ignoring stretch and edge."well that's a nice way to greet us, brother" boss sniped, being greedy.
